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[–] ghost9@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

I can't belive they fired me from the clock factory! Especially after all the extra hours I put in!

[–] Lembot_0005@lemy.lol 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-A-B-C-D...

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Clock but its hexadecimal?

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

No, just ... 14 apparently.

[–] mack@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I would use an hex clock! do it!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What was that azure cloud bug where they added 30 to the number of days in a month to renew an SSL cert, and then February came along?

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

I find it hard to believe that they wouldn't be using their existing tools for handling dates and times. Surely MS have reasonable time handling logic, right?

Excel thinks 1900 is a leap year and they won't fix it for legacy reasons

Maybe not.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

This one actually made me laugh lol

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

And as we all know, money is time, so you really did save valuable daylight time!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

it took me a minute

[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 4 days ago

literally 1984