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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 216 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How to legally discriminate against anyone above the age of 40?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 96 points 3 months ago (15 children)

Or under the age of 25. Nobody is voluntarily signing up for Instagram in the modern era. Hell, even TikTok is getting past its prime.

They might as well be demanding my Spotify Playlist.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Where are the kids then? Roblox?

[–] mephiska@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] fonix232@fedia.io 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

See, THIS is what modern technology was supposed to bring.

It's so hard to organise a hangout with friends. Nobody knows when they're available because they don't have a proper calendar. Everyone just lives their life one day at a time, having no clue if they'll be free next Tuesday for a pint or two. It's so annoying.

The moment you start using a semi-public calendar, things become so much easier. People don't need to see your events, just free/busy blocks. And when you want to organise something for a dozen people, that level of knowledge, combined with some AI (ain't nobody got time to find a free time slot that's good for everyone!), sorts these things out so quickly.

Sure, some 30% still won't turn up but at least it's not an endless "X can't make it next Tuesday, next Thursday would be good except Y and Z are out of town, etc etc". I have your emails, I have your availability calendars, let's make it happen. Boom. Pub time scheduled in 5 minutes.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 27 points 3 months ago (4 children)

This doesn’t need AI. Traditional algorithms can do this.

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[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 111 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (10 children)

Anyone asking for your full address at the job application stage isn't usually legit either. Just don't. You can give that to a BG check company after an offer is made and accepted.

Source - am HR

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)

where I live, there is a street near mine that is locally famous for being a trouble making poor area.

Felony Flats is one of the nicer nicknames that neighborhood has. The street I live on is also famous, but it is famous for being the road with the old historical houses and generally upper class atmosphere, the popular walkway/trail runs alongside it.

Everything being equal and it came down to splitting hairs, if someone was to see the street names and addresses and knows the area, they would absolutely give me an opportunity vs my neighbor of just a few blocks away.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Felony Flats is one of the nicer nicknames that neighborhood has.

Please tell me there's also a Misdemeanor Manor somewhere in your city.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

It's less an issue of getting a job and more an issue of data miners masquerading as job applications.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 17 points 3 months ago

That really depends on the jurisdiction.

In the UK, it is mandatory to provide your actual address for most positions, for example.

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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 90 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Our application statistics show everybody has IG and TikTok accounts."

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't have either one of these. Jesus.

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[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 88 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

This is probably rage bait TBH.

since this is required..I'm sure the position involves some type of social media presence on insta and tiktok

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I’ve had first-hand accounts of in-person interviewers turning their laptops to the interviewee and asking them to log in to their social media accounts.

I’ve also had first person accounts of interviewees laughing and leaving immediately.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 months ago

As would any sane person

[–] PKscope@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

I couldn't imagine having that happen. I would leave so fast, but not before telling them what a waste of fucking time this had been.

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[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

"Required" doesn't mean you have to provide account credentials. It just means you have a provide a string of characters to complete the form. None or / are strings of character.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well since we are picking nits, it could be that the form checks in real time and won't accept a non-existent account name.

But yeah, the red asterisks are disconcerting.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 3 months ago

That level of automation in an HR form is a pipe dream

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 85 points 3 months ago

Data harvesting disguised as a job application

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 72 points 3 months ago (4 children)

And it's required. I genuinely have neither. Am I not welcome to apply?

[–] arin@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You're on an fbi list for not having one and another list for having neither

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At least I'm not on the Epstein list.

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[–] stoly@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

Sadly these people would probably assume that you were lying.

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[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 53 points 3 months ago
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's anecdotal, but back when I was on Reddit, I saw someone say that a prospective employer actually required your full credentials so that they could check your private information as well.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 months ago (6 children)

That not only sounds illegal and shady, it would be the dumbest thing you could do.

Now somebody else has your account, uploads some Epstein material for shits and giggles and you can go to jail

That is an immediate "Nope the fuck out of there, you do NOT want to work in het place"

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[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it's an intelligence test: if you supply them, you're too dumb for the job.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 15 points 3 months ago (11 children)

The red star indicates a required field.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel like any company that seriously wants an employee doesn't want an answer to either question.

I do not have a TikTok account because I'm not 6 years old, and do not care about what the current trend is.

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't even have a TikTok account, lol.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You shouldn't have an Instagram account, either. Meta is more evil than Google.

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this could only come close to making sense for a social media manager.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Report them, the only solution.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

Looking forward to the day I'm unemployable for not having those accounts instead of just for being really easy to find out I'm a communist

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I recently attempted to apply for a job and they wanted a link to my LinkedIn page. Fair enough, but then they also had another spot for "Website" that was mandatory to fill in, and it would not allow me to continue with the application until I had a legit website in there, and it wouldn't accept the same link as my LinkedIn page that I'd already used in the space above, so I just gave up. Fuckers.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Use https://example.com/ lol

But, yeah, it's gotten ridiculous. No one wants to work, though...

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[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

put "logout" in these forms and watch them logout from their account

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have neither, what would I do?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Try a SQL injection attack

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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They almost never ask for my PieFed

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[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 months ago

Someone should make rickroll versions of those accounts.

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"N/A" is the correct answer unless your account happens to be under your real name. "Fuck you, try and find it" is what you should be thinking.

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[–] s@piefed.world 17 points 3 months ago

I can really only see this if you’re applying for a social media or influencer related position or if you have a portfolio of related work that would be published on those sites. Otherwise, even as far as most background checks go, it’s too invasive and very presumptuous.

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So to get the job do I have to create these accounts?

[–] waitmarks@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

I would just put “N/A” in each box. they probably won’t contact me anyway so whatever.

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