If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people's heads I would have started doing it long ago
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2025
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Trans folks 'know' how magnets work.
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.
He must think his god is very weak if all it takes are magnets to... uh make you forget about him? What exactly does he even mean by magnets sucking god from people's minds? Wait, maybe it's a bad attempt at a blowjob joke?
Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).
Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?
Yeah just wherever you go recycle batteries, there should be a slot for it.
Have you tried sticking it in a tortoise?
oooh a Small Gods reference, nice
This is lemmy, you're gonna get some Pratchett references
When left to rot, god will turn into holy water
What is he on and where can I get some?
I guess "Nobody knows what magnets are" is a thing now in US.
I guess the yellow man was speaking on behalf of the average US citizen...
2015 oof. Obviously the god killing athiest magnets didn't pan out
Worse than that... they're probably researching if they can reverse this and make their neighbors racist
Judging by how shitty the world has become they already have. I wouldn't be surprised if billionaires test social media algorithms and fox programs on people with a brain scanning hat on to make sure the racism center of the brain is lighting up
It's just a lazy coverup. Everyone know they're using 5g to do that.
Is this how they get parasites out these days? I guess I should get on with the times...
What a weak god. My patron goddess has survived waves of mass persecution of her most dedicated followers for over a millennium. This guy can't handle a magnet?
TIL god is iron man.
I'm not even Catholic and I want to send this guy to the Inquisition for heresy
looks at my spare bag of neodymium magnets 👀
That’s just the iron in their brains moving around.
You know that sound when the vacuum cleaner picks up some grit and you hear it rattle in the metal tube ...
At least he doesn't have to worry about it. God can't inhabit his brain because both are non-existent.
Our society is not that different from the 15th century.
Transvestigations are the new witch hunts
Establishing that god is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy
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God is in my brain? Omg get him out of there please. I'm not a social person.
Also, does that mean he identifies god as a brain-parasite?
Well they say God watches everything you do and think
Damn, that would make sense....
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