I remember seeing Malcom Forbes riding in a giant hot air balloon and riding a motorcycle across China.
I remember seeing Richard Branson kite surfing with a super model
I remember this guy throwing a Na$i salute
this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2025
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The worst part is that I genuinely bought it until I saw which space this is.
With all the crazy shit so far this wouldn’t even surprise me.
That is too high of a price
He'd have to dye his hair implants and get some piercings to get even a drop of cool.
Honestly, I would prefer him just to have the $1 trillion. I’ve still got some self respect
Unbelievable quote for a Tesla shareholder...
And they have to tell him they think he's smart and his degrees are real.
Obviously fake. He’s going to take over a large country with that $1 trillion.
Finally something unrealistic enough for the Onion, again.
I'd rather double up
This one gets a made me look award, seriously this timeline is garbage
The sales targets for Elon's $1T payday are so astronomical and they've been set up in the face of enormous headwinds.
Certainly possible Elon uses the promise of a future payment as leverage on new loans, so he can continue debt-financing his billionaire lifestyle. But like so much else, this is promising you $$$ on Tuesday for a cheeseburger today. The board rubber stamped a check they have no intention of seeing cashed.
I had read they can overrule the requirements though?
Hey Elon. The really cool people died young. Just sayin' it's not too late for you.
He really had everyone fooled for a while but he just couldn't keep it together.
or they acknowledge his gaming skills
Sorry, that would be fake news.
Muskrat will never be cool. He will always be a shit stain. No matter how much money this parasite gets, he will always be known as the Nazi-saluting PoS that he is...