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Elon Musk Willing To Forgo $1 Trillion Pay Deal if Shareholders Tell Him They Think He Is Cool (theshovel.com.au)
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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

Honestly, I would prefer him just to have the $1 trillion. I’ve still got some self respect

Unbelievable quote for a Tesla shareholder...