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[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 82 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Going nude in your backyard in November in Oregon sounds like a standard thing. We got naked bike rides so, yeah, this checks.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk, sounds cold. I'd rather do ot in the summer

[–] DreadPirateSnuggles@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Duct tape some citronella candles to your butt. Problem solved!

[–] 0_0j@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I imagine Alaska being red is more about dying from the cold than the law.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Alaska ain't much about rules. :)

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well apparently they are since you can't be naked in your backyard!

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[–] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Finns would like a word with you.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can you watch ultra-violent movies with profanity and scantily clad men and women?

  • all green.

People are weird.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Movie ratings are kinda bullshit anyway.

Airport, one of the movies Airplane! spoofs, features an almost explicit scene of a suicide bombing aboard an airliner in flight. A pregnant woman is injured in the explosion, and a plane load of people spend the entire third act in immediate mortal danger. This movie is rated G.

Ice Age, the Disney (somehow not Pixar) movie whose plot boils down to "Three Men And A Baby, Except Animals" is rated PG for "Mild Peril."

Raiders of the Lost Ark features explicit scenes of people being shot including blood flowing from a bullet hole, and the climax of the film features a shot of three characters' faces melting. This movie is also PG.

Caddyshack is a comedy movie about wacky characters around a golf course. A couple women get topless, so this movie is rated R.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Raiders of the Lost Ark being PG is a bad (or good depending on your perspective) example, because the sequel (Temple of Doom) was one of the main reasons the PG-13 rating was created.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_Picture_Association_film_rating_system#History

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

My point is, the comedy movie that features nudity and consentual sex acts is considered less acceptable for young people than the movie with graphic violence, murder and body horror.

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[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That is a terrible map.

It seems to be quite wrong.

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 62 points 2 weeks ago

I know of at least two states marked as a no where its perfectly legal as long as there is a reasonable expectation that its private (appropriate fencing or shrubbery for example).

Not personal experience, but because a lawyer friend was explaining reasonable expectations of privacy for a completely unrelated context (filming and photography in public).

Sorry, nothing fun.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (18 children)

In Kansas you can be butt ass naked on the sidewalk as long as you aren't making it sexual.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Same in Oregon.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Same in Vermont, so long as it’s not “lewd and lascivious behavior.”

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

🤔 can I be nude in my house even when not all windows have curtains?

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I strongly believe that if you’re looking into my window and see consensual sex acts, it’s your fault not mine.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Well, if someone would have to put effort to see you naked, it's their fault for being stupid. And if they have suspiciously many "accidents", they should be viable for a SH lawsuit.

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[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What about this same scenario, but most of the non-curtained windows have plants partially obstructing them, and those that don’t would require trespassing to look into?

Who am I kidding, I don’t care. I’m gunna do it anyway.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They should all be green. Whether it’s a good idea is a different question.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I do like the fact that it's authorised in Hawaii but prohibited in Alaska.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

The land of the free-ish*

* Several restrictions may apply, consult your personal lawyer for legal details. You may be subject to a incarceration without trial for an extended period of time during your legal process, or be subject to a modern flavor of slavery once convicted. A medical injury and receiving a higher education may generate debt for several decades that requires years of work at a minimum wage that barely covers your rent and groceries and may require you to get a second job to survive. You may suffer delusions of grandiose or uniqueness, or a feeling of unjustified pride for wearing star-spangled underwear every 4th of July. Keep out of the reach of children who may be subject to religious and far right indoctrination, perpetuating the cycle of freedumb-ish.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Why does the live free or die state always have less liberal laws than its Vermont neighbour?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

They chose death 🤷‍♂️

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[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago

Freedom visualized

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm in Arkansas and I have a 6-foot-fenced yard, highest my neighborhood will allow. I straight up called the police department and asked them - if someone complains I am nude, in a non-sexual way, what would happen? They laughed and said they wouldn't even bother issuing a warning. So YMMV :)

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[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But Texas is advertised as "you can do all you want" or "it is the land of freedom bro"...

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[–] besselj@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do have a source for this information?

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The best version of peer-reviewed.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

dang, I wish I had a backyard

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I be breaking laws then.the sun on my dick in summer time in Oklahoma feels wonderful

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[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Only the square states

[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There a world or Europe version?

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 22 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

As far as I'm aware, here in Denmark you can be nude on your property as much as you want to, as long as your nudity isn't an attempt to make unwilling people part of some sexual thing. Like you can be naked in your front yard, but you can't keep eye contact with people passing by while furiously masturbating. Sunbathing with your tits out though? People can look away.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sunbathing with your tits out though? People can look away.

Eventually. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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