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[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

~~Kimi and Deepseek both seem to do a decent job.~~

Something funky is going on. They’re somewhat random each time I refresh. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don’t.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Click on the question mark for an explanation

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 38 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't it ascending? Alphabetically I mean.

[–] Jeeve65@ttrpg.network 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You mean I, II, III, IV, IX, V, VI, VII, VIII, X, XI, XII

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's usually IIII on clocks

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Depends on where and when it's from, it's rare where I live. Also, makes no difference in terms of alphabetical sorting.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It would, if it were:
I II III IIII IIIII IIIIII IIIIIII IIIIIIII IIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIII


Also, if IX ended up being VIIII, it would end up sorting in numerical order.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] wischi@programming.dev 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Because an image is a bit to lazy IMHO for "prgrammer" humor. I programmed a clock that actually works. Have fun 🤣

https://jsfiddle.net/gjpwf5oq/2/

Btw: you can change the order of the clock-face if you want.

Update: Supports arbitrary text now (example roman numerals): https://jsfiddle.net/2o97k6vz/6/

Update: And with Months because why not 🤣 https://jsfiddle.net/2o97k6vz/7/

[–] RiQuY@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your clock goes backwards.

[–] wischi@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's intended. Look at the second hand for a minute. It goes 1, 2, 3, etc. like on a real clock but the numbers are distributed differently. That's also why the hands sometimes have to move faster to reach their target in time. It goes (backwards) if it's closer.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Came to the comments to add exactly this. Am I predictable, or is this just the natural reaction to this image?

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] llii@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

It is, I wanted to post this exact comment, too.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Order by string desc would be Z-A ordering, or 9-0

ORDER BY str(Hour) DESC: 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 12, 11, 10, 1

ORDER BY int(Hour) DESC: 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

That depends on language

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Makes me wonder if there's an equivalent of /r/BadUXBattles loved that Reddit

Edit: couldn't find one, made one

!baduibattles@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Makes me think of the https://neal.fun/ one for passwords

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Kitboga has some videos where he integrates Neal's password game into a fake bank password reset UI, and gets the scammers to play the game. It's one of the GOAT scambait videos.

[–] Australis13@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Somebody used the wrong data type for the Hour column...

[–] AnotherPenguin@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There are no wrong data types in javascript :D

[–] YellowTraveller@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

There are no right data type in javascript*

[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

Now do a clock version of the weird American date format, mm/dd/yyyy? Maybe it has to be digital?

mm:ss:hh? But obviously dont use 24h

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder how it would look with excel sort

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Probably a bunch of error messages relating to improperly executed macro scripts, failed external api calls, and maybe copilot demanding you put all your documents into one drive... and also somehow the same 'hey, do you have a moment?' Teams message from one person, but somehow on 2 or 3 different versions of Teams, simultaneously.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why the military uses 03 hundred hours... Makes things clear, and sortable regardless of your algorithm

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure. No one ever in this entire world ever did a int(“0200”), because it is insane to represent numbers as actual numbers. I am so glad that military invented a standard working with any algorithm.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I mean, I hear you, but to be fair, I think the military has been using that kind of a timing convention since before computing even really existed.

... We did more or less invent modern computers, initially, to compute artillery ranging tables.

I'm pretty sure that predates even the concept of ... a string vs int data type.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Depends on what you call a "computer". The first electronic calculating machine sold by the company now known as IBM was for the census, and it was prior to WWI.

Edit: we need to fight back on this idea that the military drives technological innovation. That's only true because of the shitty values our society has.

[–] getFrog@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Print that header onto the dial in a monospace font and you've got yourself an extremely marketable product. Perfect thing to bring to a white elephant gift exchange at an IT Company!