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They can only draw blood!

My last Halloween dad jokes this year, coming soon, Thanksgiving jokes!

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[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 18 points 8 months ago

They just suck in general.

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I go on Monday to have some labwork done. I'll have to see if the tech knows this one!

[–] zerosignal@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My mother in law had to get blood drawn the day before Halloween last year and the tech was dressed as a vampire

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today 3 points 8 months ago

This tech fully embraces the vampire joke of her profession. Her little lab is full of vampire tchotchkes. I'll have to ask her on Monday if she dressed up today.

[–] Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

I used to be a phlebotomist and have worked in pathology my whole working life and never heard that one.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Something something self reflection