They just suck in general.
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I go on Monday to have some labwork done. I'll have to see if the tech knows this one!
My mother in law had to get blood drawn the day before Halloween last year and the tech was dressed as a vampire
This tech fully embraces the vampire joke of her profession. Her little lab is full of vampire tchotchkes. I'll have to ask her on Monday if she dressed up today.
I used to be a phlebotomist and have worked in pathology my whole working life and never heard that one.
Something something self reflection