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What are Vampires bad at art? (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They can only draw blood!

My last Halloween dad jokes this year, coming soon, Thanksgiving jokes!

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[–] zerosignal@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My mother in law had to get blood drawn the day before Halloween last year and the tech was dressed as a vampire

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today 3 points 8 months ago

This tech fully embraces the vampire joke of her profession. Her little lab is full of vampire tchotchkes. I'll have to ask her on Monday if she dressed up today.