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Once I get the cash, I'll ship you all 10½ tons

Unrelated, I have 11 and a half tons of kit kats I need to sell quickly.

And you'll get results including shooting their dick off, shattering pelvic bone(s), and/or severing the femoral artery

At the stores near me, anyone can go to the food court, just go in the exit side the same as if you were going to customer service or the tire center, and head straight to the food court. If you feel like looking for samples, from there, just head in through the checkouts, and wander around to your heart's content.

From what I saw on reddit, the ads aren't there but a whole bunch of tracking is

If you shoot the plane, they all have parachutes

I can only count to four

I went to a website on desktop (android central dot com) that popped something like that up when I moved my mouse out of the content in the window. So annoying.

eventually Podcasts will end up behind the paywalls.

It already sort of happens. For a while, a couple podcasts I used to listen to went behind a paywall as Spotify exclusives. I guess I don't know for sure if they required a Spotify subscription, but since I didn't want to install an app just to listen to two or three podcasts, it might as well have been a paywall.

My mother in law had to get blood drawn the day before Halloween last year and the tech was dressed as a vampire

That's probably more of an uncle joke

Edit: according to her blog she has a masters in English from Harvard.

Wait, I thought the republicans hated ivy league educated elites