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Does this count as Beetlejuicing?
Oh fuck you're gonna make me honk
The check engine light in the window is next level!
How did I not notice that??
There's currently nothing ailing the engine, the beacon is not lit.
Ailing is optional for a check to proceed. My prostate (engine adjacent) is fine because I check before the “light” goes on.
I know what you mean. I make sure to change the oil (ejaculate) to maintain the engine (prostate). And I never go for joyrides (have sexual intercourse for pleasure).
REMEMBER
HONK IF YOU HONK ALL YOU
IF ANYTHING AT ME HONK HONK
IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO
I HONK
HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF
MYSELF WANT
HONK IF YOU EVER HAVE BEEN
PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK
HONK IF YOU EVER HAVE BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK
Sad honking noise
Right? What don’t people get? The world would be a better place if everybody lived by this wisdom.
My husband just read this in the style of Gob Bluth's "Should the ... should the guy in the ..." and it was perfect.
I like it. It's almost like an art piece. A satire of bumper stickers made out of bumper stickers.
Assuming that was even the intention lol
Edit: is that a neon "check engine" sign in the back window? Who is this person lol
Who is this person
A vibe driver obv
if even 0.1% of the world's population were more like a Vibe owner, the world would be a much better place
I was an Aztek owner.
I'm sorry for your loss
Definitely a vibe.
NOOT NOOT
Nut nut
I honked myself, and I liked it!
The sound of quacky duck noise.
I honked a girl and I liked it.
First thing it says is "Honk if anything." That satisfies my need for permission.
First
Debatable.
You thought I was here to debate you, but I'm here to HONK!
:3
From the series "Bumper Stickers that Cause Rear-End Collisions"
Yes
Honk if you're honky!
I'd absolutely honk at this person
Then again I just like honking
They see me honkin’… they honkin’
Honkin' and tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Aneurism posting.
Honk what you wanna honk And let the honks honk out Honestly, I honk honk you honk brave Honk honk you honk to honk And honk honk honks honk honk Honkily, I honk honk honk honk honk
Whatchu talkin bout honkey
This is what happens when a New Yorker moves to the Midwest. It helps them feel more at home.
Honk
There is a big scratch which they wanted to hide with the stickers. But for some reason they ordered a sheet of stickers with the theme "Honk" of of AliExpress. Or maybe just a random sheet and they got "Honk".
Definitely maybe
ai vibes
Rake in the lake.
Someone seems a little confused about their libido