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[–] Dojan@pawb.social 151 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side,” Trump told the magazine.

Yes, we know that you surround yourself with pedos you disgusting waste of existence.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

Birds of a feather rape kids together.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds like he hasn't changed since epstein island

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[–] Sparrow_1029@programming.dev 78 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I appreciated that the article quickly turned to "SO WHERE ARE THE FILES" lol

Do you think they'll ever actually be released? *sigh

[–] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 25 points 1 month ago

If they were actually released, would you actually trust anything this regime produces?

Maybe they'll be released after all the perpetrators on them die and can no longer be prosecuted.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 75 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Meanwhile the pussy you get at Mar-a-Lago:

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are they all the same person?

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

No, George Santos was in jail until recently.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 4 points 1 month ago

And what happened to him/her?

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still think Gaetz looks like a creepy CGI render of "Realistic Butthead".

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How could I forget the biggest pussy of them all?

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Whoa, NFSW tag that!

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[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I did it all for the nussy.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yuck, now I know why that useless cunt vp fucks couches.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Tbf, if it were between those ladies and the couch, I'm choosing the couch

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I think those are all too old for his crew

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

These before and after pics are getting out of hand!

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 45 points 1 month ago

Well, that's precisely the kind of class, tact and gentlemanly behavior I'd expect from Trump.

[–] okuyasu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 month ago (3 children)

PUSSY! This is not tiktok .world boy, stop censoring shit for no reason.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is the title of the original article. There’s no need to berate our fellow lemmings for verbatim quotes.

[–] okuyasu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then they should have uncensored the title out of spite of censorship

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump Obsessed Over Project 2025 Creator Getting “Pocky” at Mar-a-Lago

Are you happy, now?

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[–] dellish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I know right! For f**ks sake.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Language police is on the case I see

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Vought, a self-described Christian nationalist

Instead, Trump was fixated on getting the recently divorced Vought laid

A new Great Awakening, I see. Society's morals shall be restored to their proper place.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Seems to me like he's trying to reboot his late buddy's sex island...

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah yes, the party of Christian family values.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dhork@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ssh! Don't talk about our private keys out in the open....

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[–] horseloaf@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Puppy? A cute little puppy?

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pissy, he's sloshed all the time from the free bar.

[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Pushy, he's being quite rude

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He is so fucking gross. Like, just vomit inducing.

I hate this timeline.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Agree on the ultra gross part.

But the "timeline" stuff is getting pretty worn out. It just softens things, like this is just some story we're reading, but there are potentially others.

It's reality. That's it. There's no other timeline.

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago

You just know they are still raping little girls but with way better secrecy.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are all very petty. Oh wait, that's not it?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

I thought it was "Poopy" since president poopy pants is obsessed with poop and pooping on people.

[–] hammertime@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Vought’s wife divorced him?? You don’t say? 🤣

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tal@lemmy.today 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)
$ grep ^p...y$ /usr/share/dict/words
paddy
palmy
palsy
pansy
panty
parry
party
pasty
patsy
patty
penny
peony
peppy
perky
pesky
petty
phony
picky
piety
piggy
pigmy
pinky
pithy
poesy
pokey
poppy
potty
pricy
privy
prosy
proxy
pudgy
puffy
pulpy
puppy
pushy
pussy
putty
pygmy
$
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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I don't know but I'm glad OP wasn't showing me any words related to female genitalia because it would ruin my day and make me less likely to buy awesome new clothes on TEMU™

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

No I think it's patty, like food.

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is clearly what the baby Jesus would want for him.

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