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Meanwhile the pussy you get at Mar-a-Lago:
Are they all the same person?
No, George Santos was in jail until recently.
And what happened to him/her?
I still think Gaetz looks like a creepy CGI render of "Realistic Butthead".
Like Eric tRump is a drawn from memory version of Beavis!
You forgot the Nussy
How could I forget the biggest pussy of them all?
Whoa, NFSW tag that!
I dated a chick who had the one on the left. She was fun!
I did it all for the nussy.
Yuck, now I know why that useless cunt vp fucks couches.
Tbf, if it were between those ladies and the couch, I'm choosing the couch
I think those are all too old for his crew
These before and after pics are getting out of hand!
No coaches in Mar-a-lago? Is Vance not welcome there?
Couches*
Heh-heh