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[–] essell@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Clean the fluff out of the port!

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

A toothpick or a needle work very well

[–] essell@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A "raw" staple can also be good, though sometimes you need more than one

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I use a scalpel with the non-sharpened side of the blade to scrape the debris to the side and then blast it out with an air compressor. All the things I used before that were not pointy and thin enough to get inside the port.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

The best I found was a plastic tooth flossing pick. Use the pointy side. It's non conductive to prevent shorting of pins.

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

i like to snap the toothpick so it splits on an angle. that way it's narrower and the jagged edges grab onto the dust and crap

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 2 points 4 weeks ago

Needles are much better for this, with toothpicks you might damage the sides or leave splinters behind in the port.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Those plastic fishbone toothpicks works wonders for anything small and electronic.

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If cleaning out the port with a stick still doesn't work, try using a small amount of a high percentage isopropyl alcohol and a toothbrush to clean out the port. It's done wonders for me.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Works for both phones and ears.

[–] Mangoguana@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Step 1: get wooden toothpick

Step 2: sharpen toothpick (unless smoll enough)

Step 3: patiently remove all the wool/dust/fiber in the charge hole. It looks like belly button lint.

Step 4: your usb works again, and you didn't need to change your 1000$ phone ffs

[–] hobovision@mander.xyz 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Step 3 is actually break off the toothpick in the port.

Step 4 is find that tiny sewing needle someone got you in a little sewing kit as a gift as if your not some kind of goblin.

Step 5 wow this needle works great why did I think putting a literal splinter into my phone's charge port was a good idea?

[–] Mangoguana@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Metal bad for gold, wood breaks but does not scratch metal. Plastic works too but ive had more success with wood since i can shape it

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plastic disposable dental picks work better.

https://www.cvs.com/shop/cvs-advanced-floss-picks-90-ct-prodid-454381

Perfect size to clean out a USB port without any chance of a short, and they're crazy cheap.

[–] whelk@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 month ago

Holy smokes, this actually worked! Still like my wireless charger but dang it'll be nice to charge at places without one again

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Get a little pin or toothpick and start digging at the charger port, you’ll be surprised at how much lint and gunk get in there from your pocket. Enough to prevent the charger from popping in fully. Also most times you need a new cord

Mine looked like this when I dug in there

[–] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Aka start digging in your (phone's) butt twin

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago
[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 11 points 1 month ago

99% of the time this is caused by dust/blockage in the charging port! If your phone uses USB-C charging its very easy to clean with a needle without causing any damage.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine did something similar where i often get false wet charger alarms and more often than not it doesnt charge or give me an alarm at all now. Luckily wireless charging seems to work consistently for now but i guess i should consider finding a new phone soon.

[–] meekah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

pro tip: use wireless charging as much as possible, even when USB is still working

not only does it make your USB port last longer, due to the lower amperage when charging wirelessly, it also helps battery longevity!

[–] brap@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh yes. Wireless charging next to the bed and wireless charging quadlock in a vehicle. But mainly because my toddler likes grabbing wires.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

While I've done the same with wireless charging everywhere.

Get magnetic USB cables they break off in case of a snatch.

It will save you a huge headache one day.

Then later on they use the cables to charge whatever old device you gave them. Make them responsible for charging their own devices - which would be very dangerous with a real USB connector.

[–] brap@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Didn’t even realise that was a thing. Will look into that, cheers.

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From everything I've read, wireless charging and the heat it causes harms battery longevity, not helps it.

[–] TriplePlaid@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

Also it is important to know that wireless charging is much less efficient and therefore is environmentally worse than using a corded charger.

[–] 5inister@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I cut old credit cards into tiny hooks and wedges to remove lint, hair, fluff, and whatever else from the charging port because I'm scared of shorting the USB pins with a metal needle.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Keyboard duster cans exist

[–] Ashen44@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago

A lot of it is packed in from the charger shoving it down there, compressed air won't get that out.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

At least you can still buy a new charger. Wait until your folding phone will only charge when the phone is at a certain angle.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I use wireless charging as much as possible for this very reason.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's why I bought a phone with two USB-C ports 😎

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 4 weeks ago

That is why I bought a Fairphone, where I can replace the USB-C port myself for 15€.

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What in the hell are you guys doing to get that amount of lint in your charge port? Every phone I've had in the last decade has been USB-C, yet I've never had that level of buildup.

[–] WALLACE@feddit.uk 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It happens if it spends a lot of time upside down in your pocket and you do a lot of moving/walking

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

...which is like 90% of the conditions my phone sees 😂

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

I’ve seen the use of hot glue gun in charge port then removed once slightly cooled on YT repair channels. Never tried but might be worth looking into.