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[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plastic disposable dental picks work better.

https://www.cvs.com/shop/cvs-advanced-floss-picks-90-ct-prodid-454381

Perfect size to clean out a USB port without any chance of a short, and they're crazy cheap.

[–] whelk@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 month ago

Holy smokes, this actually worked! Still like my wireless charger but dang it'll be nice to charge at places without one again