I thought it was AI, but nope.
Leonard Delaney has been writing since 2015, and his bibliography is one hell of a ride. He consistently turns random elements from popular culture into smut with an average score of 3 stars.
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Leonard and Dr. Chuck Tingle should collab on the next butt raptor trilogy
Oh dang. So that's why Clippy was "retired" from Microsoft's suite.
Didn’t retire, just services a select clientele...
He was sent to a stud farm up-state, apparently.
I read the Taken by Tetris one. It involves a woman who gets impregnated by a tetris block.
It alsomhad a bonus story where a dude who was very obviously a Neil Degrasse Tyson stand in desperately wants to have sex with Pluto (he does).
The real question is, was it a long I shape or was it classy with a T shape? Cause I know you can score a Tetris only with an I but chaining T spins is what brings me to orgasm (and a win in Tetris 99 lol)
Edit: the term Tetraniños popped into my head for the children of that coupling.
My money's on the Z/S piece- doggy style and a spoon afterwards.
The problem with Clippy is that he gets too attached.
Clippy.... you're so flexible
Book 2 of 7
Make room for the really nerdy versions
Dominated by vim - it did not let me exit, but I thus discovered a fetish.
Threesome with Firefox and Thunderbird - electric and sizzling HOT for Furries
One night with the terminal - I looked deep into my computers dark desires.
Love triangle with GNU + Linux - It's complicated but amounts to a very sexy OS
HARDware-The RAMming
Innernet Explorer-The slowest burn romance about OAP's
This book is excellent.
"Where did you come from?"
But she knew where he was coming from: both ends.
Is this the new Chuck Tingle?
It’s Chuck Tingle for straight people
It looks like you are getting aroused, would you like me to bind your hands and feet?
Don't stop...
Great! I have bound your hands and feet using #20 steel wire from the very spool that I was spawned. Would you like to continue using one of these templates?
- [Tell me the rules]
- [Point out my mistakes]
- [Praise my compliance]
- [Clippy's always watching]
- [Clippy never goes away for long]
- [Accept Clippy's popup]
Rossman's favourite book
Can we go back to when we thought the flood of werewolf and dinosaur porn books were weird.
I zoomed in thinking it was something normal about Louis Rossmann. Instead, I see this.
Definite old reddit vibes.
That seems like more of a Dr Chuck Tingle concept
Don't think that h is needed
Tat seems like more of a Dr Chuck Tingle concept
Love is Real, buckaroos!
It looks like you're trying to write an erotic fanfic. Would you like some help with that?
If not even book writers can get Clipit's name right, then what hope is there for humanity?
Where the hell did people even get the idea that his name was "Clippy"? I used MS Office extensively in the 90s; his name was always Clipit.
This shit is almost as bad as dead naming a trans person.
Its just one of those things that were a different name just sounds better, it's like the Berenstein/Berenstain Bear thing.
https://web.archive.org/web/20010812061222/http://www.microsoft.com/office/clippy/
Microsoft embraced the nickname almost as fast as users did. And no, it's not even close to dead-naming an actual human being. Suggesting such is ludicrous and dramatic, just like your "what hope is there for humanity?" cry. Get some fucking perspective.
What a take
In Germany it's Karl Klammer
Versohlen Sie mir den Po, Karl Klammer!
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Clippy wouldn't approve of this. He's definitely into octopuses.
Oh no the clankers are getting frisky