I have the mind of an artist who needs a vacation.
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2025
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You stole those words from my head and now my rage is untethered!
You might need a vacation
Don't we all brother, don't we all...
And maybe a Snickers.
Despite all my rage I am still just a car door that needs repair
Nah, this is clearly just the part halfway through the episode before Bob Ross saves the painting by putting some happy little palm trees in there
If you see a beach
Don't think of a pink elephant
Surprised only one person is calling out the fact that the text saying "HEY IF YOU SEE X" is that the top of the image before you even see what the rest of it is talking about
You read words before pictures? I am envious of your self control.
The door actually looks ok. The sill on the other hand......
My fist thought was someone put the jack in the wrong place.
I hate sand.
It's coarse and irritating
Jokes on you, I'm on vacation. Now if only I could relax...
I need a vacation. So true
What if I see a snowy field on a bright cloudy night?
You need glasses or something because that would be some nasty snow.
When the clouds reflect the streetlights onto the snow it can be that color.
I saw a crab.
Still mostly do.
Not sure what that means
It means you're gonna be the major break for some psychologist.
Maybe an Irish beach. I do love some ocean views.
Best beach I've been to is Turks and Caicos. I would live there if I could. Maybe retire there and escape all bullshit.
I do indeed have the mind of an artist. I keep it in a small jar under my bed.
I've never been on a vacation that wasn't with my parents :(
)
Mi ne komprenas
I closed your parenthesis
it was a smiley face
Edit: I meant frowny face
Neither have I, but that's because I keep inviting them because they're great company.
It helps if you like your parents I guess.
Both. I'm stressed because i should take things less easy and slow and get things done instead of procrastinating.