No more global warming, but a lot more sexual assault.
this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2025
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And deaths from tooth aches, small cuts, the flu...
But at least we'd be "living in an Amish paradise"
No more global warming, and i get to die? what's the catch?
And animal cruelty.
I've seen Amish:
Burn chemicals and paints in a pile behind their shop
Have dumpsters full of plastic "sawdust" from a shop that makes plastic furniture
Rebrand cheap chinese electronics and batteries to sell in their communities (MillerTech)
Zip around on a one wheel
Ride electric scooters
Log out relatively pristine forest to make more farms
Log land that isn't theirs, without permission, for weeks before being discovered and confronted.
Vote down school levies repeatedly until the local schools shut down
Open a retail store in a mall
These days the amish button isn't nearly as great as you might think....still funny to think about how everyone would react though
100% for real. On top of the fact that the 4th panel would read:
POOF NO MORE HUMAN RIGHTS NO MORE REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH NO MORE FREEDOM OF/FROM RELIGION
Agreed, humans are terrible, no matter our political or technological beliefs.
idk if joining an oppressive religious cult where women have less rights than men do is the answer to global warming.
It might not be the answer, but it certainly is one, if everyone does it.
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Also it's not a way of life that scales well to 8 billion people. Wood fires produce way more exhaust at the cost of many trees, while electric heat can be powered by the sun or a flowing river.
Livestock produce tons of CO2, and farming takes a lot of land. We can't all be Amish, and it certainly wouldn't solve climate change.
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At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone!
We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise! Ooh Oh Ooooh!
I churned butter once or twice
Livin' in an Amish paradise! Ooh Oh Ooooh!
Hitchin' up the buggy,
Churnin' lots of butter,
Raised a barn on Monday,
Soon I'll raise another!
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure of heart?
Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
I'm the pious't guy the little amish wanna be,
Like on my knees day and night,
Scorin' points for the afterlife!
So don't be vain! And don't be whiney!
Or else I might have to get medieval on your hiney!
Humans would rapidly organize right back into cities and make up whatever rules or interpretations of Amish law/religion that allowed them to. People gonna be people and ignore or twist religion to do whatever they want.
Humans would rapidly organize right back into cities
The Amish already live in townships. Congregations of humans are generally better for the environment than far-flung rural enclaves with low-efficiency infrastructure.
People seem to forget how much ecological destruction occurred at or prior to an Amish standard of living. Case in point, the deforestation of Europe
the bulk of which was completed before the 16th century.
"Primitive" does not mean "ecologically sustainable". Quite a bit of our animal husbandry, agricultural, and pre-industrial economic activity were horrifyingly bad. We just weren't operating at the scale of eight billion humans while we were living like that.
Yep. Coal and wood as the main energy sources are absolutely awful. Global warming would be gone because people would be dead from the pollution. There's a reason that there were tons of maids cleaning old mansions constantly.
"Behold, the Amishinator!"
EDIT: Downvoted by a carrier pigeon sent by the Amish
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Most interesting parts of Handmaidβs Tale βGileadβ are when theyβre boasting about reductions in pollution and greenhouse gas emissions their eco-christo-fascism has produced!
One of the big questions I have about our current Holocene extinction is at what point humans constrain their own polluting capacity based on their contracting biome.
Like, imagine a country like Germany or Japan or Russia or the US having a bad enough agricultural cycle that they experience a massive food shortage (or even a famine) on the scale experienced by Bangladesh or China in the 1950s (or Gaza in the modern day). What does that do to our carbon emissions?
We already saw the impact of COVID on air traffic and the sudden dramatic plunge in regional temperatures that came from not flying planes for a few weeks.
Remember if you click that no more porn...
I have a neighbour willing to show me her ankles so I still support this.
It won't take the CO2 out of the air, and as they produce just enough food for their own use, a few billion people will starve. Never mind.
maybe inspired by this comment? https://lemmy.ca/comment/18397539
I've seen so much degrowth spam/trolling yesterday. This is organized hopelessness in favour of a hopeless failure of a solution. The only degrowth that will ever occur is through mass war/murder. It is a massive resource/diesel investment to conduct the mass destruction/murder. It takes a very dark soul to support degrowth, because it simply has no implementation path based on everyone voluntarily internalizing BP's carbon footprint personal responsibility.
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