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As a guy with long curly hair, it is not that simple.

As a man who used to have long hair for decades, this is just wrong. But also, usually using more than one shampoo + one conditioner is not going to make much difference.

My brother spent a week using dog shampoo because he forgot to buy new shampoo. Hair looked the same

Bold of you to assume the top half of my head still grows hair.

As a man with frizzy, dry and curly hair. I have to say "doubt" on the dishwashing liquid.

More like "get that fat-solvant out of my sight, or you're gonna get it". No shampoo, only conditioner and you barely rinse it.

Relevant Screaming Trees:

I nearly lost you there

(Also, bring back 90s hair!)

Am girl. I don’t find that the kind of shampoos and conditioners really matter. I buy all kinds of volume ones for example, and there’s barely any difference. It’s more the styling that comes after. Getting a haircut that works for your hair helps too

The amount of upvotes this boomer shit has is just fucking embarrassing. Gender has absolutely zero impact on hair. It's all genetics. I'm male and my hair is long and thin as fuck.

Part of the solution is actually not washing your hair too much, or using too much product.

Your scalp naturally produces a lot of oils etc to keep your hair healthy, and shampoo actually removes this to an extent. Conditioner helps, but it's not the same.

Counterpoint: look at any rock band from the 1970s to see what just plain washing with shampoo (very occasionally, apparently) produces. If they ever invent time travel, I'm going to let everybody else handle killing baby hitler (and baby cheetoh I suppose) and go back to the '70s with some conditioner. I will rule the rock world!

Edit: I might also try at least mentioning to people how fucked up it was that these guys were raping 14-year-old girls all the time (and sometimes the same 14-year-old girl).

"If it's good enough for penguins, it's good enough for me. 😎"

Boys: now bald

Length and type of hair is what matters. Men with a typical short haircut with straight hair do not benefit from conditioner.

I literally don't use soap or conditioner in my hair except right before I get it cut. They are always like "wow! You have such healthy hair!" Your hair will take care of itself.

It's mainly to do with longer and seldom cut hair being a lot harder to keep healthy than shorter and often cut hair is.

Being a man or woman doesn't directly dictate the quality of one's hair, rather in the current cultural environment it influences how long one's hair is likely to be allowed to get before it's cut (and how much it gets cut) which in turn influences how healthy one's hair naturally is.

Then there's also the whole concern with one's external appearence which again in present day culture is also different in average for men and women, with the latter under more social pressure to look well groomed.

Plenty of guys out there with long hair have to go to a lot of trouble to make it look healthy when they actually try to.

That's not true.

Dishwashing liquid? That’s just good bedhead.

Well, technically, good bedhead is something much more satisfying, but I hope y’all get my drift.

For me it didn’t matter what I used, until I tried growing it out and trying long hair. Frizzy hair horrors, until I figured out what hair care process worked for me.

Apple cider vinegar is the trick

I never expected there were so many other long haired men here secretly dealing with hair issues! I thought I'd been dealing with this alone the last few years since I decided to stop buzzcutting myself. Now I wish we had a more active hair community. Not necessarily male only, as this post seems to show we have "human hair" and not "guy hair" or "girl hair."

I wish