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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 173 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Normally I wouldn't make fun, but he even typed the word Celsius in his reply. It's almost like some small part of his brain was trying to throw him a clue.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago

I saw the Β°C, but my depressed brain intepreted as the imperial system because I'm just so used to it, and the immenent collapse of society doesn't help my brain function better

[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 168 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 74 points 3 months ago

C in question

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

How curiously pertinent in more than one way…

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 83 points 3 months ago (2 children)

98.7 is likely close enough to boiling point that there'd surely be some bubbles. I'd expect your bubbles per minute to be more than 0.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In many places around the world, it would be outright boiling. But I imagine internal organs would need a larger temperature.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

A bunch of boiled meat? Must have been British.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How many bubbles before the pump fails and needs to be re-primed?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Please don't boil your pump

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Keep it to a light poach.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Usually 1 I think

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 80 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You’d be fine. Your blood wouldn’t even be boiling yet.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 103 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 64 points 3 months ago

You’re clearly not under enough pressure. Maybe a gambling addiction would help.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Your blood tubes aren't an open container

That's what you think

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fair point but they aren’t exactly hermetically sealed either. I’d expect a lower atmospheric pressure to impose a stronger gradient between skin and vessels. Like if you can get the bends from ascending from depth too quickly, shouldn’t something happen in this case too?

WE CAN DRINK!

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 18 points 3 months ago

seems like a skill issue on your part smh

[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 62 points 3 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 3 months ago

F not C, red name dude.

98 fahrenheit is normal. 98C is 208F.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] jet@hackertalks.com 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

98.7K - ice cold

98.7F - a-ok

98.7C - first degree burns for your first responders

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)

98.7 KFC FOR ALL YOUR FAVORITE SOUTHERN FRIED ROCK WEST OF THE MISSISSIPPI!

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

KFC! OMG I GET IT NOW!!!

First it's frozen, then it's thawed, then it's extra crispy!!!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

(Psst, you need another letter! It would indeed be west of the Mississippi though, east of the Mississippi start with W. Fuck I'm a nerd!)

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I adore the level of non-malicious pedantry that came from your joke

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Somebody alert the KGB(-FM San Diego) Arcane slime can't take a joke.

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

I'm really happy to have learned that. Thanks.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If your ice is 98.7 K it would be Ice Ic with a different crystalline structure. It would probably taste like intense hot sauce turning your tongue black and causing it to fall out of your frostbitten mouth because you tried to lick Ice Ic you daft bastard.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So…technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Also, who licks ice? Ice cream, sure. Ice pops, absolutely. But just ice? Give us some wild description of what ice Ic would do in a glass when room temp water or soda was poured on it.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

You never fellated an icicle on a cold winter day?

[–] gerzai@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 3 months ago

Infernal body temperature

[–] missandry351@lemmings.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The person who comment is from US right?

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 6 points 3 months ago

Venus, actually.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

This must be the reason for that spontaneous human combustion people talk about

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago