I don't know if I can say this "awakened" something in me because I was well aware of it but. Where is the rest of the story OP.
this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2024
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I have a breeding kink and ...yeah, might have to add this to my rp prompts.
Fey with benefits
A tale as old as time itself: the "bard finds himself in the Baewild, and..."
"Careless Whisper" plays on pan flute
I wonder what those creatures that demand your first born do if you're a virgin forever. Or if you're gay. 🤔
Fae: GIVE ME YOUR FIRST BORN
Human, having unprotected sex with their gay partner for the 7th time that day: I'M TRYING
Ya win some, ya lose some. No businessman has every deal go their way.
Eat you alive mostly.
Oh that's easy, they secretly hook you up with someone really perfect for you, you have a great kid, and then the love of your life has a stroke and their personality does a 180°, tearing your whole dream family apart as the fey returns and offers to let you keep just one family member, and then you fail to realize the deal includes yourself and you've unwittingly sacrificed all your cognitive abilities and memories while your daughter's life gets ruined as she spends her best years taking care of her madman father with no hope for a better life.
I get to get VORED too?!