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So, when do we start? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I wonder what those creatures that demand your first born do if you're a virgin forever. Or if you're gay. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Fae: GIVE ME YOUR FIRST BORN

Human, having unprotected sex with their gay partner for the 7th time that day: I'M TRYING

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Ya win some, ya lose some. No businessman has every deal go their way.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Eat you alive mostly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Oh that's easy, they secretly hook you up with someone really perfect for you, you have a great kid, and then the love of your life has a stroke and their personality does a 180°, tearing your whole dream family apart as the fey returns and offers to let you keep just one family member, and then you fail to realize the deal includes yourself and you've unwittingly sacrificed all your cognitive abilities and memories while your daughter's life gets ruined as she spends her best years taking care of her madman father with no hope for a better life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I get to get VORED too?!