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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 24 points 3 days ago (8 children)

I have this and the other people with my name give it as their own email address all the time, apparently not understanding that you don’t get the address just for existing.

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[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 100 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (10 children)

You could also get a private E-Mail address that doesn't scan all your mails to make money out of it. Google tries to enprison you in it's ecosystem by "facilitating" logins and so on. If you don't pay with money, you pay with your data.

mailbox.org
posteo.net

Both are great alternatives for only a couple of bucks a month.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 23 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Huge vote for mailbox.org. They have calendars, contract lists, online storage, etc. I've been able to get rid of Google/gmail almost entirely from my phone.

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[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago
[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 64 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (8 children)

Yeah, I got my name when gmail was 'invite only' :/

It actually kinda sucks. At any given time I have between 3 and a zillion idiots around the globe who, for months or years on end, keep buying concert tickets, airline/vacation bookings, get job hits, legal firm or health-care notifications ... using my email (jbloggs@gmail.com) instead of (jbloggs999@gmail.com) or whatever variant they actually signed up for, since I got 'just my name' and they keep. forgetting. their. own. bloody. email.

And most of the time this shit is sent from a 'noreply@wherever.net' so I can't even tell them they have the wrong email address. Grrrrrrr.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I really hope that is not your real email

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Joe Bloggs is the UK equivalent of Joe Shmoe, John Doe etc - a common placeholder name for the average person.

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

I never thought I'd meet the inventor of blogs!

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 42 points 4 days ago
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I currently have my full name on GMail and Proton, but I actually had my first name on GMail when it first launched. As in, if my name was Brian (it isn't (it might be (it isn't))) I had brian@gmail.com. Sold it for £1000.

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Wouldnt you get extra spam for having such a simple name?

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 47 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I made a gmail with my name like 2 years ago, I just have an uncommon name ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (8 children)

And here I am, with a firstname@lastname.de address, running my own mail server.

  • People sometimes act like this is pure magic
  • Some providers only allow popular mail services on signup (fuck those), so I had to set up a GMail address that just redirects to my actual one
  • My last name is really hard to spell, so it probably wasn't the best idea, since I always struggle communicating that address verbally

The pain of running this still beats having to deal with a free provider out there that either spams my inbox with their own BS or just skims through the data to serve me ads.

I’m using my custom domain email with a hosting service (mailbox.org). Hosting on my own was a pain in the ass and you also have to deal with spam filters not trusting you.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago

I have a few domain names, including firstnamelastname.co.uk. I mostly use it for spam monitoring; everyone gets a different address, so eBay has ebay@, Microsoft has microsoft@, etc. It's harder for them to link my identities together and if I suddenly start getting fuckloads of spam I know who leaked/sold my address. Fuck you, LinkedIn and LastFM.

I also had my own email server until recently (MailInABox on Proxmox), but I was looking for a cloud storage provider so I ended up signing up for Proton and moving my email there.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I got my Gmail account because someone gave me one of their early adopter invites LOL.

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[–] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 34 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I own the domain for my last name (firstname@lastname.countrycode) and get people all the time insisting it can't be my real email. I also own a short domain based on my last name (like last.nm) which is very useful and techy people think it's pretty cool.

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I was there when it was invite only, child. They used to have an IM chat too.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Google still has a chat embedded in Gmail, but because Google is grotesquely incompetent they've never succeeded in making a good messaging service. I think they've had like 15, but they are too fucked up to just make one work.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/08/a-decade-and-a-half-of-instability-the-history-of-google-messaging-apps/

One of the things I bring up if someone says "we should run the government like a business"

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[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 27 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Sounds good until dozens of people around the world all use it as their email too. So many receipts and job applications. I have enough documents for an Australian with the same name as me, I could easily steal their identity. A 12 year old in England set up an Instagram with my email and I ended up with access to their full account. Also had some fun the time I was included in a maga family email chain.

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[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 7 points 3 days ago

My name is uncommon enough that I can always pick my name everywhere, and when I can't it means I forgot I had an account.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 days ago (4 children)

do you mean the holy grail of

firstname@gmail.com

or the slightly uncommon

firstnamelastname@gmail.com?

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 26 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I got firstnamelastname@gmail.com when gmail was still 'invite only'.

The one drawback to that is there is a General in the U.S. Army with my exact name who doesn't understand how email works and apparently gives out my email address as his. I wish I knew what his actual email address was so I could let people know what it is. I bet he's missing out on a lot of VA functions and barber appointments because he couldn't be assed to remember his actual email address.

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[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

I have a somewhat common word as my last name.

My first two initials are 'al', which means "to the" in Italian.

My email is al.lastname@gmail.com

I get Italian train ticket reservation info about twice a year.

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[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And of course, gmail is the only email provider.

(/s)

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Tbf im the only person on the planet with my name. I think that’s pretty neat.

For context, I have a made up last name so I know everyone on earth with my family name

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (6 children)

In my 40+ years alive, I've never met anyone with my first name, although I know they exist; a quick Google search shows me at least a handful of people who have it.

My last name is an Americanized spelling of a Danish pronunciation of a Norwegian farm name. There are very few people who have my exact last name, and every one I've ever spoken to has been a descendant of my ancestral family who immigrated to America a century and a half ago.

Combine the two, and I'm pretty sure I'm the only person on the planet with my specific name. I've never had a problem making accounts with my first.last name anywhere.

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[–] boovard@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Probably more a problem for Americans all being named John Smith

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

“Do not cite the deep magic to me…”

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago (4 children)

When I was growing up, this was all fields.. gestures towards ocean

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[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (5 children)

First name guy right here. Bow before me, peasants!

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[–] Mio@feddit.nu 5 points 3 days ago

Summer 2005. I have the first letters for my name and middle names and then the full last name dot gmail.com. However, nowadays I use my own domain. Since 2008 i got my own domain dot country code but it was for selfhosting. 4 letters dot country code. Only last three years ago i switch to use it for mail as well. I dont host my inbox, just forwards it.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 days ago

I was there when gmail was invented
Was there during the invitation period
Someone picked my preferred name
I ended up with a kinda dumb name
Didn't matter much, because my primary email is a redirect, anyway, and gmail still lets me use those (kudos to them)
Google came up with Google Code (and other services) where your public gmail address is your identity
Nope, fuck off
Glad they died. Shame Github got eaten by Microsoft, but, eh...
Google hasn't really been good at letting people specify their identity, ever since
Yes, this is also a transgender user story, why do you ask?

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

My partner has his lastname@gmail.com. no letter number €_-+() or whatever.

Stupid part now is that sometimes he gets mail for letter . /_/ - lastname. Only on important stuff he reacts. He still is happy with it.

[–] wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In a galaxy far away...

Naboo was under an attack.

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn

Could talk the federation in

To maybe... cutting them a... little slack.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But their response, it didn't thrill us.

They locked the doors and tried to kill us.

[–] wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

We escaped from that gas

Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Kid taking my gmail address: how did they allow you to have a troll name for email address?

I was there when gmail was invented.

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