This made me Google Coleen Hoover to find out what she does and I still dont know what she does. Something to do with flowery pastel book covers.
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Bud, fuck that come get shitfaced with me and nerd about about the Titanic
I couldn't possibly spend a moment with a woman who couldn't talk with me about historical disasters.
I held to my values and wanted good things for myself and that's what I got.
Something something Rockerfeller
Checks notes
POV: You are a conservative (Politics on "No" column)
Could also be a radical leftist, i know from the experience tslking about the opressive nsture of capitalism and how were brainwashed by the media into a consumerist lifestyle isnt something most baddies cinsider good first date talk.
I'd marry but I'm a bit weird (Lemmy user and all)
Imagine dating a conservative. Ew.
Imagine dating and politics being such a polarizing dealbreaker you miss out on potential partners and good company
Not hard to imagine at all when we are talking about literal fascist supporters.
If I lived in the US I might agree. Never met one.
Luck you lol
Its difficult cause conservative in your country is much different then here in most European countries. Normally I'd kneejerk about auto conservative hate but our conservative is like left-middle democrat.
YES:
- You're basically a centrist!
- Both sides make some really good points.
- Possible ice-breaker: "Have you noticed how nobody wants to work anymore?"
- Possible ice-breaker: "Have you noticed we can't joke about anything anymore?"
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pace yourself - 5 beers/hour
Man's going into the date at marathon pace
but unlimited tequila judging by the picture
With only 5 beers per hour, he's obviously going to be thirsty.
No politics unless feminist?
It’s a good rule for life. :)
I assumed this was a cheat sheet with the dating profile of someone they were meeting from online dating, but judging by the comments i misinterpreted. Why would someone need a cheat shret with their own name and not know what their own job is?
5 beers a day
Because it's their catfish identity I guess.
PACE YOURSELF! 5 beers/hour
Open bottle of tequila
You're not following the instructions!
It doesn't limit tequilas/hr
Tequila isn’t a beer, there were no rules stated about tequila, thus there are no rules against drinking tequila, it’s fair game.
you have to pregame at least enough to be able to talk to the girls and not just hide in a corner
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Holy shit, are we still on Grey's Anatomy?
Is that show still going?
it sure is! I proxy watch it by being in the same room as my wife!
Oh man this is years ago but my ex used to watch it (may still no idea) and when that plotline with Katherine hegl and her ghost husband was happening I remember lifting my head from my laptop and going "wait what?!" And then laughing my ass off.
Then you might have missed the show’s most unhinged moment where a gun hidden in a woman’s vaginal cavity goes off and shoots a patient.
You are not fucking serious.
What kind of gun? Lol
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Hum, 75-100k for a finance something isn't a lot I think. I mean, I know this is a joke but that sounds wrong.
On a side note, I'd love to talk about with him about all the points under "topic to avoid"!
I see you also like to poke the bear lol. Seriously with me no topic is off limit I'll challenge every opinion someone has doesn't mean I disagree with it.
Also Boston Celtics are no? Because Boston is racist AF?
Arguing for the sole purpose of arguing. Are you an engineer by any chance 😅
I don't even know what kind of sport the Celtics are a team of. Doesn't mean I could not at least listen.
Nope just the ADD.
Celtics are basketball and my first love of a team before Toronto got The Raptors. That said their fambase is kinda toxic.
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I too sometimes forget my own name and work in something field.
All fields can be "finance" depending on how you look at it.
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