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(33) My wife is filing for divorce because she thinks that I prioritize playing project diva FT Over my family. I downloaded the game a little over a year ago since then I have gotten perfects on all 8⭐️ maps and below and I have gotten Excellents on 9⭐️levels and goods on 9.5/10 ⭐️ levels which to me doesn’t seem like a huge accomplishment considering there are players on YouTube that can literally perfect maps like Denparadigm on extra extreme with one hand but I digress. I can admit that I was a little obsessed at one point in time. My youngest daughter age 6 had a recital that I promised I would attended but I missed it because I was playing the game in my defense my alarm never went off and when I checked the time it was already over. My wife loves to say that I know all the lyrics to envy catwalk but can’t remember our anniversary which isn’t true by the way because for our anniversary I bought a second ps4 and a second tv so we could play together and she was furious but at least I remembered. I try my best to be a good husband but all I get in return is “if you love this game so much then why don’t you marry Miku or Luka” believe me I would if I could because they don’t make me feel like shit all day and night. Needless to say my wife has taken the kids and went to stay and her parents place for the time being. I don’t know if we’ll ever recover especially because she’s filed for divorce already but i really don’t wanna lose custody of my kids. I just wish she would support me playing this game as it’s just a game and I’m not hurting anyone.

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

great copypasta. fits any game.

for hearthstone: swap "perfects on 8⭐️" for "legend in wild", "players on YouTube can get top 100 NA standard legend", "why don't you marry Unnerfed Jaina or Boulderfist Oger"

for destiny: "gone to the light house", "solo dungeons", "marry Eris or Savathun"

etc

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Won every deck on blue stake and painted deck on gold stake, not much of an accomplishment since Dr spectred got gold with every joker without losing once, wife keeps saying “well why don’t you marry jimbo”

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They targeted memers.

Memers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital upvote saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the circulation of a fresh image macro all to draw out a single extra point of karma per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same captions over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such memer nirvana that they can literally post these memes blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many screens have been smashed, systems over heated, memefolios destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our meme designers? Memers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the memes our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds on 9gag. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex. Memers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another imgur struggle.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Yummy. Pasta! :)

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature.

I just like to stack the blocks. : shrug:

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Ad4mWayn3@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

NTA. Your PS4, your rules.

[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Please tell me that’s real.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a real post, but evidence suggests its a joke.

https://old.reddit.com/user/PictureThin5467

Only post by user and no response to any comments. Users of the sub seem to think it's a joke.

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 day ago

Thank you for your diligence.

[–] sloppysol@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s real, but it may also be made up haha

[–] sloppysol@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Welcome to the source of enshittification! Lies accepted with what George Orwell might call doublethink 🙃

[–] sloppysol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Or is true?!?!?!

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago

She knew she married a gamer, but didn't know what that meant.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Reminds me of the movie "A Serious Man"

Larry Gopnik: A divorce-what have I done! I haven't done anything- What have I done!

Judith Gopnik: Larry, don't be a child. You haven't "done" anything. I haven't "done" anything.

Larry Gopnik: Yes! Yes! We haven't done anything! And I-I'm probably about to get tenure.

Judith Gopnik: Nevertheless, there have been problems. As you know.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I don't know what any of these words are be, or what a Miku or a Luna is,, but life is to be enjoyed! NTA!

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Damn adults these days don't even know who Hatsune Miku is..

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

I had to look it up a few months back. But then I remembered that there was this whole big thing that I thought was uninteresting and forgot about.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 1 day ago

well have i got news for you

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You'd be surprised at how not online most people are.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I only know because there was some Gundam collaboration with Miku. Some fictional singer I think?

Where can I meet Miku and Luka ?

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Based and mikupilled.