this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2025
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internet funeral

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[–] Aielman15@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A system reboot would be wonderful now.

Let's hope we do better next time.

[–] snailboy@leminal.space 10 points 2 weeks ago

This thing needs a defrag, badly

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We wont. This version has a memory leak which will continue to allow problems to build up over time.

[–] Aielman15@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

When enough problems have leaked through, it will cause a buffer overflow, and all problems will be solved!

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] malware@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

please don't, I'm not ready to die, I'm still a virgin 😭🙏

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

Better fuck next time

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Universe is busy.
The universe is busy waiting for the user to lose virginity. You can wait and see if it disappear, or you can restart your universe.

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

yeah it ain't all great but I'm still having fun

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

God is out mowing the cosmic lawn and left the universe running unattended for a few thousand years.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are we really so worried about saving things that we needed a graceful shutdown? This feels more like a ‘flip the switch on the power strip’ kinda situation.

[–] snailboy@leminal.space 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You don’t think there’s anything worth saving?

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Anything not currently open should be fine, is reverting to a previous restore point an option?

[–] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ew the universe is running Windows 95?

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

No it’s Windows ME, the universe just doesn’t have ACPI compatibility.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

It is now safe to turn off your Birmingham.

[–] m_f@discuss.online 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Listening to #3 from Selected Ambient Works Volume II by Aphex Twin as I scrolled past this post, which I think really fits with this screen

[–] snailboy@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, Rhubarb

[–] ProvableGecko@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

That would be the day...