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I understand biology, but I've also seen a woman shoving a bad dragon tentacle literally 2 feet long all the way inside her pussy and seeing it bluge above her belly button. And the fucking base of the dildo was like 7 inches in diameter.
So I guess nature finds a way...
Me: It's a drawing, it doesn't have to conform to reality.
But if we don’t let twitter users whinge about obviously exaggerated and satirical drawings, how will they feel superior to everyone else??
It's not a satirical drawing, it's an erotic fantasy one, otherwise yeah.
It's both.
I scrolled past this eye catching tummy while at salon LMAO
nsfw?
The uterus expands to just under the lungs during pregnancy. It should be possible for some madman (and madwoman) to cause the cervix to dilate and just keep on stretching the uterus until it's long enough.
It does so over multiple months. It is very averse to so spontaneously, as every OB/GYN might tell you. Always causes stressful situations in the OR.
(Beside...the cervix is more or less a one way device. That would surely make it rupture. )
Didn't knew about the cervix being one way. Good to know.
Well, just to be clear, that is meant for mechanical things..
Fluids,not so much. For obvious reasons.
It's a hell of a lot of work to actually dilate it.
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Meanwhile I've seen videos of a woman somehow taking a dildo in her vagina that should have reached all the way into her chest cavity. I don't know how that works, but it scared me; which meant I had to send it to all my fem friends c:
Edit: they were like, "that's not how vaginas work, what the fuck" and my response was mostly, "I know, that's why I sent it to you lmao"
Can you show me some of those videos? I want to masturbate to them.
This made me laugh so hard
Asking for a friend? For research? No?
Ok, go ahead please.
I love his honesty
No, I'm not a pussy. Google and others already know about my weird and sometimes even disgusting fetishes, I have nothing to hide.
just look up dragon dildos on any porn website.
and as a gay man that’s into fisting i know from personal experience that you can fit an arm up to the shoulder inside your digestive system!
plenty of videos of that online too
Shoulder deep inside the borderline.
Yeah I have seen at least a couple similar videos that were so shocking that I had to share with friends. How is that safe, or even possible? Insane.
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No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol
If it was the anus, it would the hella curvy, and many people actually can pull that off. One side effect may be that going deep with thicker things, you will get megacolon, which in turn can give you the worst kind of constipation for the rest of your life.
Megacolon sounds a lot cooler than it really is.
Yeah, could enable you to not poop for weeks, at the cost of abdominal pain.
I would hope it's not the urethra, though at this point it's really much of a muchness.
Sounding is already quite iffy, especially if you're a vagina haver and not fine with potentially losing your continence to larger objects.
It was still Twitter then.
I still call it Twitter by habit. It was usable though, that’s for sure.
What's more dubious is the ability of a penis you penetrate any of the relevant tissues without also suffering injury. Not that it isn't possible, but no way are you going through the diaphragm with human strength, not without also doing serious damage to the penis they're tough, but they aren't jam-through-a-wall-of-muscle tough
Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there's a small chance it wouldn't be hard enough. It's already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it's some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that's maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.
So ramming that thing through even the cervix is dubious. Anal isn't even a guarantee that the cock could tear through intestinal walls. That can happen, but it's rare.
Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there's a small chance it wouldn't be hard enough. It's already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it's some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that's maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.
Thank you fellow internet stranger for this enlightenment. Not that I expect to encounter a 18 inch penis in my life. Still a piece of pure wisdom.
You need one of the new armor-penetrating penises.
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