What would I do? Contemplate where the fuck I went so ethically wrong in my life that I became a landlord, that's what.
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The sheer amount of it makes me think that tampering with it will get you in trouble with some bad people
Yeah, I wouldn't mess with the kind of people who own that much, or even let on that I'd seen it.
Replace two of the bags with oregano and tip off the police. The police report x kg of weed seized instead of x-½ because they want to look good. Dealers believe all is accounted for and you have 2 whole 9 bars to enjoy at your leisure.
I guess it depends on where you're at? Those look like ounces not pounds, honestly not that much value even if they were pounds, especially if you're in a place where it's legal.
Maybe quarter pounds. Still tens of thousands of dollars in a legal state.
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That looks like 50 lbs of weed.
Could you imagine just leaving 40 lbs of weed in a closet like that?
I hope they contacted the authorities about that 30 lbs of weed.
The last thing anyone needs when renting is to be responsible for 20 lbs of weed.
What weed?
Put the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.
10 pounds of weed? What 5 pounds of weed? There's no 3 pounds of weed here!
With homelessness exploding due to how the asset-owning Parasite Class is jacking rents into the stratosphere, why is any residential property vacant at this time?
Vacant residential properties should be taxed out the nose - well above any rent or price appreciation - until they are occupied by legitimate tenants.
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I mean, you'll need to test one bag just to confirm what it is right?
Are those all drugs? I thought they were just clothes in those vacuum pack space saver things until I saw the one with weed.
Edit: Oh I guess it's all weed, just some of the packaging isn't totally see through.
Me too, for a second there, I'm thinking, tidiest squatters ever!
This is oregano.
I thought the white ones were powder and I felt a lot less conflicted. but I see now that it looks lumpy, like more weed
What am I looking at here? I'm guessing that's weed?
I’ll need a couple bags to test and make sure. Maybe 3-4 to get enough to determine 100%. I’ll get the results back to you in a couple of months.
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NGL, my boy's lucky he didn't get shot, much less disappeared.
Yeah that's $150k+ right there in a lot of states. These aren't just hippies skipping rent.
Back in pre-legit days, one could get paid "in product" for a few months' work, and even at local market rates (~$1.1k/lb) could improve those wages 10x — if you knew how to get it to NYC, etc. (something something goldfish bulk boxes are foil-lined something something overnight shipping something something "holiday" care package cough)
What do you do with so much weed if you can't sell it? There's some preservation method? Like weed jam or weed pickles?
Make weed butter and leave it in the freezer. Use it to make mind blowing edibles whenever you want. Keeps for about a year.
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Don't do it, they can count the bags.
In Canada that's what your grandma grows in her backyard.
Man I have been too destitute to buy any for a while and this photo got me drooling a bit fr
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