Mitch doesn't intend on becoming a Female Doctor and decided to mention it. No HRT for you Mitch!
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Maybe he said "urologist" and the journalist just didn't understand.
Fair, that's a possibility too
That'd be andrologist
“No, you’re ologist!”
"No, I'm the ologist!"
This is journalism?
AI slop! Loose the white blood cells!
Dawn has some mighty strange-looking fingers, too.
I mean you can also tell this is fake because that would be assault.
Yeah, an assault would never happen in the real life.
The point being that it wouldn't be "this guy is banned from the park," it would be "please alert the police if you see him."
Ai iS EquAL bAD
AI SLOP
No JUICETICE NO PEACE
ORANGE YOU GLAD I HAVE TO RELOAD?
IT'S NEVER NOT NOVEL TO AIM FOR NAVELS WITH NAVELS
I'm George's brother ORANGE CARLIN that lives in storage eating porridge mad at teens for breaking my door hinge.
YOU MIGHT THINK IM DONE HERE BUT NAAAA.
..RAN-JA.
Haiku
slinger of citrus
orangeman dominates these teens
orangeman thinks "who's next?“
The logo and style are so similar to an obvious plant poster. But I can't find if this is an old logo of theirs or just a new person doing the same thing.
I looked all over for that logo first too. It's definitely the same style of humor.
It's True Wagner. He does flyers like this and they are pretty funny.
Obvious Plant puts products on shelves, and True Wagner puts flyers up.
He's the same guy who did "one day blinding stew" and "conductor of this train threw up on my kid," both instant classics.
Obvious plant does park posters as well.
He's the same guy who did "one day blinding stew" and "conductor of this train threw up on my kid,"
🤣🤣🤣 Links please
I wanted to know how the orange chucker works. For such low resolution and lack of details, I could not tell. But I certainly could tell Dawn was absolutely freezing cold that particular day.
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Buy the Stihl gas-powered leaf blower. Dont be a dummy and skimp on the CFM, buy the nice $700 one. Note the size of the opening whence flows the air.
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Visit your local grocer or produce stand and acquire some appropriately sized oranges, with a diameter to not quite overmatch the measurement from Step 1.
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Cram the orange in said opening and aim at the nearest wayward teen.
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Depress the trigger in an aggresssive manner. This is key. You do NOT want to half-ass it. Jam that fucker all the way down.
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Shoot some trees now so you can enjoy making marmelade-flavored havoc in peace; the teens having fled in panic.
Teens and their special organs blossoming for full-time regular use don't deserve to be shot with oranges!
Yeah... the organs blossoming thing is... creepy.
Spring is here again, reproductive glands.
It's an awkward phase for sure, but once you get into full time regular use it's well worth the initial weirdness.
Promoting good health to the extreme. "I GOT YOUR ENERGY DRINK RIGHT HERE!" 💨🍊💥
Brings that whole Clint Eastwood “Get off my lawn” vibe to another level.
The fine print at the bottom was written by a certified creeper.
Is it bad that I believed this until I got to Marcus
You think he couldn't be a car driver?
Wants to be a "male doctor"... Spunds like he's not male now. Good for you mate, happy and successful transitioning for you!
"You are not serious people."
In the fight against scurvey, he's our strongest warrior.
Unless Dawn is planning on making sites like this, she deserves more oranges
The OwO omg should be banned, too
That reminds me of the old Maddox.xmission website
Someone should start shooting him with a similar fruit or veg gun.
Marcus having big dreams.
I love the subtle implication that it's unusual for men to be doctors. It's almost a "Skinwalker Phrasing", where you know what they mean, but it sounds off. It sounds like it's fine on first read, but that's because you're associating "Male Doctor" with the phrase "Male Nurse" which makes more sense as while doctor is seen a gender neutral profession, being a nurse while not strictly forbidding men, is along with secretary, nanny, teacher, and stewardess, seen as "Women's Work" in the patriarchal social structure which most cultures live in. Despite the fact that men do fill those roles all the time.
Well maybe not Nanny sadly, as society with its "Women are victims, Men are predators" mindset eyes any man who volunteers himself in the care of children with suspicion. Something that I, as a transwoman who was falsely accused as a guy, am well aware of.
...I legitimately forgot what the fuck I was talking about when I started babbling about gender roles.
On that note, thankfully I can't think of any job (outside of US President apparently, seriously Trump is preferrable to any woman? That's really the precedent we've set? What the shit America) that is typically seen as male exclusive. Something I definitely couldn't say as recently as 20 years ago.
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