Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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wait for it!

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yup, dad cracked a joke

[–] iii@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Oui, papa a fait une blague

[–] Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Oeuf Corse!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

because one egg is one egg?
because one egg is an oath?

what am I missing here?

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago

"Enough"

[–] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a pronunciation joke.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

~~joke~~

yolk.

[–] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Take your upvote and eggcit

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Looks like someone else also watches Seth Meyers

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Seth Meyers must watch Cooking With Yan.

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 week ago

Seth who now?

🤭

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

You need to shell out for a new joke book.