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Would be pretty fun to mess with people, just dissolve the shell so it's a white capsule and then when you're having a bad day say "THAT'S IT" and eat the skittle.
Bonus points if you convulse and froth at the mouth.
Maybe a tic tac, or better a chunk of alka seltzer
two things.
- nobody will get it
- I might accidentally swap it with my real poison pill and actually "do the deed"
What about those foaming candies
Only fits a mini M&M
I'm about to blow your fucking mind...
What in the name of my dental health
Would fit right in into the skelittle
Oof ouch my cylinder
Honest question. Do people even like plain m&ms? I'm almost 40 and never bought the ones without peanuts.
...Yes. People do like candy-coated chocolate.
Peanut butter ones all the way.
Yes, I love regular M&Ms more than peanut M&Ms and the peanut ones are pretty awesome.
It takes all kinds to make a world; There are even people who don’t like chocolate and would just prefer the peanuts…
I love peanuts but hate peanut m&m but I love regular m&m.
I like M&M mcflurries and M&M cookies.
Yeah that is waaay too small for a Skittle.
Easy. Red skittle. The dye is carcinogenic. Both skittle and poison.
the last skittle
Sounds like the name of a summer movie.
I just need a quick bump, sniffs ring really hard.
I read that as "Sning Ring" and got really happy at first.
Why is my ring hissing?
Hearing something mildly displeasing, dramatically sitting down and flipping open my skull ring, and tipping the skittle into my mouth like a shot of liquor.
I'll be the narrator to your life if you dont mind
I have one of these and it fits maybe half a tic tac in there. A skittle would destroy the ring
Too bad Frodo never knew about that.
Could put a single bump in there
Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?
Tooter? I barely know her
Oh course it would be green. Red is a strong second option.
Good color coordination. Green and gold is lovely together
¿Por que no los dos?
Poison Skittle. 😌
Poisonous skittle. Bam, everyone happy.
Lime Green Skittle Script:
(Bond opens the ring)
Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
(Bond music opening)
HE HAS A RING.
A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
FILLED WITH ONE.
AND ONLY ONE.
LIME GREEN SKITTLE.
Top tier porn parody material. And skittles could sponsor it. With the rainbow colours it could be a gay porno!
"Are you wearing a ring for carrying poison?"
"...How did you know?!"
Tbh a skittles would definitely poison a guy from the 1600s in my opinion
emergency perc purity ring
Dude, come on, a skittle!