I spend time on google maps just browsing, learning where different places are in the world.
One time someone put a burred out map showing their location and I knew exactly where they were.
I promise never to use this power for evil.
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Have you ever tried geoguesser?
Just wanted to shout out the seterra quiz section that's on their site too. They have a bunch of other well put together geography games besides the street view game. I'm addicted to the '220+ countries and territories' one, even though I still only get like 70-80%. Eventually ill learn all those islands.
Seterra was my preferred quiz site to practice for Geography tests!
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I do a band count before I start peeing into the toilet….
“A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four!” peeeeeeeeeeeee
I then usually start singing a tv show theme song like Happy Days as I keep the flow going. Disturbed yet?
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The town's undertaker embalms everyone who does not embalm themselves. Who embalms the undertaker?
Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.
Every undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one.
THE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again.
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when encountering new people i am open and friendly, but mask up as they start saying things that let me know they are not safe people. at some point they become unsettled and go away.
I ate my twin in the womb.
Same! I was left with a small vestigial growth on the side of my pinky that baby me used as a fidget until they cut it off.
After telling a handful of stories to the goblin students I work with, one suggested that my life is so interesting because I have to live two people worth of experiences.
Sounds like you did them a favor.
I promise you he fucked her one more time.
I had my mid-life crisis in my early 20's because the average lifespan in my demographic is like 52 years.
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fun
scary, unsettling
Not always two different things.
Like meth!
I dont always look both ways before crossing the street at a cross walk...
Edit: Ya'll it was a joke. Thank you for the concern!
I look both ways before crossing a one-way street.
I'm not trying to be taken out by society's lowest common denominator.
This morning some pedestrian stared me down as he started crossing in front of me at a leisurely pace while I approached going 45 mph with a green light. Not a single fuck given.
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I'm pretty sure I've read the exact post. Same picture, same title. It was over a year ago. Might have been on reddit, I'm not sure anymore.
nice try officer
I'm wondering if there being 99.99% humans would make them all more valuable. And sometimes I just think maybe it would be for the best. But that is a bit insane, so I push it aside. But being treated like living garbage really does give you some ideas
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