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Anon has fries (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 162 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Fake: Girl is interested in anon

Gay: Anon isn't interested in girl

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 28 points 11 months ago

Girl is interested in fries.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 months ago

The prophecy

[–] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

This is the one lmao

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 114 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 73 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Haha, dumbass! You're great 👍🏻

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're not getting my fries!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

can I have some?

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 12 points 11 months ago

Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

Why risk anons virginity like that?

[–] oce@jlai.lu 39 points 11 months ago

Is that worth losing fries?

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that's "not hungry" till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you're like "how's ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?"

[–] WhiteBurrito@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

It's missing a word, but if you know the reference, you're hearing the whole quote lol

[–] iowagneiss@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago

A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted build character, he did her a favour!

Plus those are MY fries until we're an item! You can have half of my burger, though...

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 107 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Anon made the right call, she only wanted him for his fries, she would have been gone once the fries were gone.

[–] lemmy12369@midwest.social 5 points 11 months ago

It would been that meme where the top panel: guy has fries Bottom panel: eww hr he has no fries

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 71 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anon wouldn't have gotten jackshit even if she gave this woman a french fry buffet, his moves were based and chadpilled.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just because you're horny, doesn't mean I'm horny. I just bought food. I'm hungry, not horny.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hi hungry, I'm horny

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

hi alt, I'm cottage-core

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

Wtf js cottgage xore

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good on you, Anon. She was obviously drunk and would be unable to consent.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

Who knows, maybe she has high blood pressure and can't properly consent to the fries.

[–] Stormdancer@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Girl only wants one thing, and it's disgusting!

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well they're McDonald's fries so you can definately do worse.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago

Never fall prey to the bait!

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago

Yeah you're not touching the fries before touching genitals, just saying.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Fake: this didn't happen

Gay: annon doesn't hang out with women

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Honestly, I'd probably find the situation equally weird myself. Go away, I'm hungry.