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Anon has fries (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Like a seagull. :/

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 22 hours ago

Maybe shes acturally multiple seagulls in a trenchcoat

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

omg I'm using this next time someone asks for my food

[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Yes officer this bait right here.

Edit: After further discussion, I don't think they were baiting.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wdym bait?

[–] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

There was a post on here a few days ago which got a lot of visibility which was a screenshot and/or meme about some guy who massively overreacted to a seagull stealing one of his chips (aka fries in USian), grabbing the seagull by the legs and slamming it into a wall, killing it 😬

I suspect that's what this other person thought your comment was subtly referencing 😅

(for the record I'm British and have had seagulls steal my chips multiple times, they're super bold in the UK and it's really annoying tbh but anyone who reacts by killing one is a psycho)

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 2 points 19 hours ago

Hmm I think I vaguely remember that post; definitely wasn't referencing it in my comment though.

[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well maybe your not bating.

Like a seagull. :/

Where did seagull come from, did you have a pet seagull?

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Seagulls are known for stealing food and running (well, flying) off with it.

[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Well, then, never mind, I thought you were referencing another post. Sorry for the distraction.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 3 points 19 hours ago

No worries, it happens lol.

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 3 points 23 hours ago

bro they fly everywhere, nobody knows where a particular seagull came from. replace it with a pigeon if that's more appropriate to your location

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They’re just outside waiting for fries.

[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

~~Well, then never mind, I thought you were refencing another post. Sorry for the distraction.~~

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I’m not the person you were talking to, to be clear. 🤪

[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Darnnit, I need to double check these things.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 23 hours ago

Haha no worries I do the same thing all the time.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

In case you're serious, I think the :/ conveys feelings of disappointment that seagulls leave you when you run out of fries, which has obvious implications in a romantic context.