this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 30 points 1 year ago
[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

about fucking time

- thestoryofaslut

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[–] Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hello if you see this more than 6 hrs from posting

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey. Hope you wake up feeling fresh and happy every morning

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

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[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

But it doesn’t cross the blood brain barrier so it doesn’t really do me much good.

🫠

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is literally the second item on my front page of subscribed communities. Did I just hit the dopamine jackpot? πŸ˜ƒ

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[–] moonlight@fedia.io 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice. Now let's scroll a bit longer to see if there's any more....

I think I saw some a lil further below. Keep going and you'll find it

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Dopamine

draws no amine group

the hydroxyls are also drawn badly

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[–] pinesolcario@lemy.lol 5 points 1 year ago

Damn. Only two hours.

[–] PokerChips@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Nice. Got a quick fix today.

[–] josefo@leminal.space 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I keep licking my phone but it isn't working.

I had made a post with 10 thousand feet and thought this comment was under that post.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey. May your days be filled with all the love you can dream of.

[–] mezili@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello. In case no one said it yet today, you’re great!

[–] Thebular@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello and have a good day

[–] Toes@ani.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Howdy. I’m so glad you were born!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello.

(I saw this when it was posted, but waited till now to say "hello".)

Hi. We are lucky to have someone like you in our community

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hi. I wish you and your doggos good health. You seem to be a very kind person

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[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] chicagohuman@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey. You’re incredibly talented – keep up the amazing job!

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[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Close enough

And remember, You are always the best at something.

[–] TheEvilEye@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] rawn@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey. I hope you can look at yourself and your life with pride.

[–] dwzap@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Kinda partial to serotonin myself

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