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Just look at the phase of the moon, like a normal dog-person.

It is nice to see someone using the "Nobody:" meme format correctly.

Thank you. I was waiting for someone to post this on Lemmy. Now I can justify sending it to my friends.

The last time I tried that, the sports bar staff kicked me out.

I didn't downvote either of you, but here is why I disagree. The P is inseparable from the H in this situation. I would pronounce the P as half of a PH if I could, but "puh" is nothing like the first half of the sound "phuh".

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of a fraction.

Ad astra per ass.

Seems like a safe move when this is your CEO:

http://samreich.com/

He's a comedian, working at Dropout. I'd imagine some informal, expressive clothing would earn him some points there.

I have this problem with measuring 3 measley cups of rice for the rice cooker. Even if I count out loud, there's a small chance I have to start over. It's like my brain gets lost in a 5-second time loop between "2" and "3". I suddenly have the attention span of a squirrel.

I generally agree, but I can name a few exceptions:

Detective stories, like Knives Out

Project Hail Mary

Outer Wilds

There's an excitement that comes with not knowing the ending. I get to try to solve the mystery before it's revealed. But yeah, if they're good stories, I'l stilll enjoy them the second time I experience them.

No no, see, you forgot to convert between metric years and US years.