Programmer Humor

Sharing is a type of communism, of course.

A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.

An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.

A little less formal than an e-mails.

poll roquest

A reposotory is a suppository you can share with others when asked with an e-note.

Good news! It's a suppository.

Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).

Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.

Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.

I think I even got the word count down.

Why even bother explaining those terms if you only have that much screen space.

You'd probably spell words correctly though, right?

Because of "reasons"

Because trashy people never saw Austin Powers and updated their use of quotation marks to denote sarcasm.

Quotation marks were historically used to add emphasis to text, the way asterisks are used today. Old people who refuse to change and don't realize their way of writing is actively making fun of themselves still use them this way. These are also the people who watch Fox.

“CI” - “Come In” which is what your boss says when they ask for a meeting after you thought it was fine for that one line change to skip CI and it broke something

Its a bit charitable to call fox news journalists.

This was when they either went public or were bought by microsoft iirc.

Either that or they're doing the same amount of research they normally do. It's hard to tell.