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Fox news trying to explain github. (programming.dev)
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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Write it

cut it

paste it

save it

load it

check it

quick, rewrite it

Plug it

play it

burn it

rip it

drag it

drop it

zip

unzip it

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

whip it good

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

break yo mommas back

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

GitHub likes girls but she knows I'd commit it