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Today, only the literate suffer, and that applies to the recent Dune adaptations as well...

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 56 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Zendaya was great in spiderman but she's the absolute worst choice for chani. Her "too cool for school" sarcastic persona doesn't fit with a primitive tribal religious fanatic at all.

She's a sassy, rebellious New Yorker, when Chani is mature, strong and feminine AF. Just because they're 15 doesn't mean they're supposed to be played like any Western "f u mom!" kid... Denis really dropped the ball there, but he's more of visual director than a storyteller, I guess.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 12 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
  1. Who are they talking about?
  2. I hope they never get a partner because who know where their lips have been too

(Thinking through that last one they probably want a “pure” virgin)

[–] hobovision@lemm.ee 2 points 27 minutes ago

Timothee Chalamet is in a relationship with Kylie Jenner. The character Zendaya plays in Dune kisses Timothee's character.

[–] yeahiknow3@lemmings.world 20 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Since you missed it, let me explain the joke. Ahem: Kylie Jenner is a despicable billionaire who exploits poor girls for money. Touching anything that she has touched, including a hot guy, is disgusting. That’s the joke.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 77 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Wtf. Who thinks so much about people who they don’t even know?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Surely, you've heard of "tabloids"?

[–] Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 16 points 9 hours ago

Those who consider themselves White Knights in a Shiny Armour. We have too many of them thinking that only they know how things should be and that only they are bearers of the ideal moral codex.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 50 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (7 children)

Educate an old and out of touch person please:

Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 30 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I wouldn't say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.

Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm confused. Who is supposed to enjoy it, the licker or the lickee? It just seems like a nasty experience for everyone involved, especially with the enema I would require to get near the poop hole with my tongue.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 35 minutes ago

Both parties enjoy it, in my experience.

I’m very clean and so is my partner. I’ve eaten their ass after a rave before, it ain’t no big thang

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 19 points 5 hours ago

Such exquisite poetry, I've seldom heard before. I'm going to get this comment printed and framed.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Hold up. "Anal" is not the same as "licking ass".

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

It kind of is though. Any ass licking is technically anal sex because it is sex that involves the anus, but not all anal sex involves ass licking.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Depends on how long their tongue is.

[–] FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 hours ago

I remember when it was common knowledge that you never go ass to mouth... time are a' changing.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 hours ago

Maybe the OOP just assumed it's "standard" for pretty and famous people they'd do all the things in the sack.

Lets say "popular". I wouldnt say "standard" is accurate.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 9 hours ago

I think that’s what they call “puppygirl”