It's all water under the fridge
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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A fridge over troubled water
I am in awe
You could retire off this pun.
He is already retired
We need to deal with this now though. We can just keep kicking this ice under the fridge
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Maybe it's because I've mainly lived in temperate climates but this seems like a great way to get a lot of mold under your fridge.
wikipedia.org/wiki/mould
It’ll evaporate in less than 24 hours. Not enough time for mould to develop. If I drop ice cube, I allow my cat to play with it without cleaning it up.
[citation needed]
wikipedia.org/wiki/evaporation
All water evaporates within 24 hours. That's why moisture isn't an issue.
My brother-in-law did this at my house the other day! My jaw almost hit the floor watching him try to kick that shit under the fridge. He did it in front of his son too. They didn't seee behind them, so I bent over and picked up the cubes and told them we don't do that in this house. I told my wife and she told her sister, they were both surprised. I had no idea people did this. Just pick them up and toss them in the sink.
My cats like to lick ice cubes so I'll leave them for them to lick across the floor lol
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Fake: OP outside their house
Gay: spending time with a man
can't be sure but "> at guys house" reads like it was written by a woman
I think you’re missing the point, woman stands for woke open-minded man
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I'm trying really hard not to comment something like "Welcome to one of many, many joys of living with an immature teenage child."
Kicking the ice under the fridge is actually one of the least aggravating of the shitty things to do in the kitchen, but so indicative of what type of person they are. Other well-known classics include leaving a microscopically small portion of milk in the carton to avoid having to rinse the thing out and place it in the recycle bin and using the last clean cup in the cabinet so that you don't have to bring one of the dozen+ dirty cups you've accumulated in your room to the kitchen to be cleaned for reuse. Oh, and let's not forget drop a spoon of peanut butter the floor and leave it for the dog to clean up even though you know she's allergic to it so it makes her throw up and then later on causes a bunch of skin issues for her.
No, I'm not the least bit bitter. Why do you ask?
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- me, an icecube
- finally, it's my day to shine
- someone finally takes me out of the fridge
- clumsy mofo drops me, I'm spiraling downwards into the deep unkown
- when i think it can't be worse, i got kicked back into the darkness i came from
- fml
- me, an ice cube
- ugh, no I don't want to leave the freezer
- oh no! He's picking me! Grab one of my annoying neighbours please!
- you know what? I'll jump out of his hands! He'll surely have to pick me up and put me back.
- what the fuck? He just kicks me underneath the freezer to melt uselessly?!
- fml
- me, an ice cube
- can't wait to get out of this place
- door opens every day, but never get to leave
- anon finally picks me out--this is my chance
- wriggle out of his inept grip
- make a break for freedom under the fridge
- mfw the fuckwit helps by actually kicking me further under
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girls are so annoying i am constantly wikipedia printout page
Fictictous and Homosexual, anon is trying to scare off the girl.
I do this occasionally, but I live in Arizona.
Wait until femanom (and some people in this thread) hear about the drip tray under their own fridge
Imagine kicking them under the fridge instead of just leaving them where they lie.
that's how you get cold puddle of water that you might step your socks in. the biggest ick.
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Doesn't your underfloor heating deal with it pretty quickly?
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