algorithmae

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[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This may come as a shock to you, but one can drive a sports car not like a jackass. Statistically, the vast majority of drivers of sports cars drive them completely normally.

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

should practice ligma instead

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you're getting a car that old, it better be a Toyota or Honda.

If your current car is starting to have issues, a car that's 7 years older will have even MORE issues

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 months ago

If you don't think Apple is profiting off your data for advertising, I have a bridge to sell you

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 months ago

According to all known laws of aviation...

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This cat has a side quest for us!

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago

You know you're old when you see "Artist unknown" and yell out that it came from Something Awful

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 months ago

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[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago

My closest regional hospital is a steaming pile of shit. I'd gladly go to the slightly further one that is not a steaming pile of shit if asked.

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 months ago

I am truley sorry for your lots

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 months ago

They're actually forward slashes 🤓

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