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this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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'be wary of the man that has nothing left to lose' - some ancient philosopher talking about baldies.
You missed one.
Charles Schulz: "I don't think of it as not having hair, I think of it as being hair that is so blond that it's not seen very clearly, that's all."
Shaggy isn't bald.
Krillin
The exception that proves the rule?
There is an old finnish saying that hair and common sense (brains) doesn’t stay in the same head. Tukka ja järki ei pysy samassa päässä.
You forgot Steve Balmer
Its to unfetter their chi
Those of you questioning Krilling - he's not op in fighting, just in the babe department.
To be fair, I believe he IS the strongest pure human in DBZ cannon, so in some sense he's OP in fighting. Just not against the show's usual villains after the OG Dragon Ball lol
He also invented the destructodisc, which is what technically felled Frieza the first time, and works even on enemies as strong as perfect cell. It's just that cell has crazy regeneration.
He also technically killed Cell. Not even Goku or Gohan can boast that.
He's not even OP against the villains IN the OG Dragon Ball. He gets his ass handed to him by a Red Ribbon Army guy.
Dude you're making fun of a kid. And it's funny.
A kid? Krillin? Dudes a whole ass adult lol
Pretty sure he's technically older than Goku
i mean he is now but when he got owned by the RRA
You know, I was gonna be like "well ackshually" but I just searched it up and you're absolutely correct. For some reason I thought he was at least like 21 during Dragon Ball, but he started training with Roshi at 13, so he was definitely a kid during the bulk of DB.
He is the champion of dying.
yamcha
Or like the kids say: extremely op on the rizz
rizzop
Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Did you know I can kick your ass? But what does it mean to kick? And what is an ass? Turns out, kicking means fucking and ass means your mom.
Where's Homer ? I've seen the guy fall hundreds of meters and not die
(Also hot wife)
Wait, Marge is a hotwife?
Brb, I'm, err, going to look for...things? unrelated to this conversation.
She's always been a hussy 🤤
Nah, she's a feeder
This is the only exception I can think of:
What about this bald little shit
That's an A-grade anvil magnet. You got a licence for that??
Overpowered at pure fucking hatred
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