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Just say you don't like coffee and go take your pills mate some of us enjoy the flavor of the beverage
this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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Here to say that people need to up vote OP more. They actually posted an unpopular opinion.
And we should just get rid of sex, all insemination should be done in a lab because it's much easier.
Sure, if your goal is literally just to get a dose of caffeine. Some people actually like the taste and experience of drinking it in liquid form.
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- 1 Not mine
- 2, 3, 4 You really think drinking coffee is about caffeine? What's next, you should eat sugar instead of drinking soda?
It's not unpopular, it's being ignorant.
Take my mocha away and there will be trouble. Lol
Not every way. Coffee is better:
Coffee tastes good.
Coffee is reasonably healthy, it's a food not a pill.
Coffee is nice to relax with friends, it's overall a pleasant experience.
On dose only, I agree. But why be efficient about eating and drinking? That doesn't seem like a reasonable goal. I want to be inefficient about that. Stop and relax.
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Can't dip no cookies into a pill, and that's a fact, Jack
Every possible way? How about the fact that I drink coffee for the taste and ritual - not for the caffeine.
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One important difference about price: my job has free coffee in every break room. They do not offer free caffeine pills.
I love going on a date with a woman to
*checks notes*
take caffeine pills. lol
Does pfizer make a viagra with caffeine?
Somebody hasn't seen Saved by the Bell
I'M SO EXCITED! uncontrollable sobbing
That shit was supposed to be speed (amphetamines), but it got censored 😭
Unpopular, maybe, but I agree with OP. When I finally counted up all the caffeine I was consuming, I found I was over 1500mg/day.
I switched to caffeine-free drinks the next day, and tapered down to 200mg in the mornings.
Apparently, I shouldn't try to explain this to people IRL.
I drink decaf. Where's your god now?
Teas contains more psychoactive ingredients than just caffeine, including some with stabilizing effects to knock down that jittery unpleasant part. Broad spectrum stimulants are better than straight caffeine.
Broad spectrum stimulants are better than straight caffeine.
Eh, I disagree. Coffee has even more psychoactive chemicals than tea, making it an even broader spectrum... But caffeine and tea doesn't bother my stomach, coffee does.
Yeah its more efficient for sure, but coffee/tea/other caffeine producing plants have more alkaloids than just caffeine in them. Pure THC feels different than cannabis, plain nicotine is different than tobacco, etc. Yeah it will do the job, but elements of the experience are missing. Ever notice that the caffeine buzz from tea feels different than from coffee? Its not just the amount. Also, coffee and tea are tasty and come with a ritual that in my opinion is just as important as the drug itself. Pulling a shot of espresso and sipping on it does more for me in the morning than just chugging something caffeinated. And you can control the amount of caffeine you get to a certain degree. Most Arabica coffee contains close to 0.5%-1% caffeine by weight after roasting, so I know my shot of espresso made with 18g of beans is going to be a little under 130mg of caffeine on average accounting for less than perfect extraction.
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Well, I love coffee but at the moment I'd better avoid caffeine, thus I'm drinking a lot of decaffeinated. What I mean, coffee isn't just about caffeine.
Coffee is a very good source of fiber, which protects against aging, while the drug caffeine does nothing.
My teeth are never stained.
Coffee is delicious.
So wrong on every point.
Fiber?
I just did a quick search for coffee nutrition facts, and all resources say 0g of fiber
Assuming you're using a paper filter, only water soluble particulates will end up in the coffee
And, water soluble fiber tends to be a thickening agent (porridge, Psyllium husk)
On what plane of existence is coffee a good source of fiber?
"0.47 to 0.75 grams". The daily recommendation for fiber is 25 to 30 grams. You're better off with a caffeine pill and some oatmeal.
Per 100 mL. Most people drink 300-500 mL, and many people get fewer than 15g of fiber daily. 3-4g of fiber is nothing to scoff at. It’s a good daily habit.
I have my suspicions about how they calculated that and there was a bit in there about how freeze-dried coffee has the most fiber in it. I think it is much less than they are claiming for most of the preparations that people usually consume. Don't get me wrong, there are definite social and ritual aspects to coffee that aren't replaceable, but this trend of trying to insist that everything has some kind of physiological health benefit is seriously misguided. If you want a hot drink with actual proven health benefits, plain green tea without sugar or milk or anything is your best bet.
You're not supposed to eat the grounds...
This is all true, but thankfully tea exists which is both caffeinated and unlike coffee doesn't taste like somebody already digested it.
Do you like how coffee smells?
Occasionally, not universally. I also occasionally enjoy a small bit of coffee flavor ice cream, though never very much, and I do actually like coffee in food occasionally; the espresso bellavitano is delightful and a small pinch of coffee or espresso is very nice in chilis, pork rubs, or chocolate cakes and mousses.
But drinking the stuff is no bueno for me.
That's fair, the taste is not the smell. I think coffee smells a million times better than the taste
Its one of my big 3 smells; bread, coffee, bacon.
What's for dinner tonight honey?
McDonald's At-Home Nourishment Cube 2.0! Now available in green flavor!
Oh boy, I was getting tired of red flavor!
Have someone jet wash your skin makes more sense than having a shower
People downvoting seem to have forgotten this unpopular opinions.
I love the taste of coffee and it’s the only thing I drink other than water. It’s not just about caffeine intake and happily drink decaf along with 2 regular coffees.
Counterpoint: the ratio of downvotes to upvotes indicates that it is an unpopular opinion
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By the same logic, Soylent is better than food...
Except you're forgetting that it's about the enjoyment of the whole experience, not just getting caffeine into your body as efficiently as possible. That would be an IV drip.
edit: I've just realised where I am. Well played, excellent content, 10/10, take your upvote
I would probably still brew decaf coffee to go with them for the taste and smell.
You miss out on all the phytonutrients.
Bro dropping the pro tip. folks out here digesting food for energy when you can get energy out of the wall for free with a clothes hanger.
4, yes you can, haven't you never heard of measures? Or do you just not know how to do math in your head based on how much you've had?
Volumetric dosing is more accurate than crumbs of pills, as long as you have a homogeneous solution and know it's strength.
3 swallowing pills is more boring and most people like a liquid to go with it, so you're gonna have to have a drink anyway
2 that depends a ton on the coffee and where you're buying caffeine pills from
1 practice dental hygiene and moderation of consumption.
If you're doing it just for the caffeine, you have a caffeine addiction. For me, I drink coffee because I enjoy it. The caffeine I can take or leave, and often do.
This year I've enjoyed every single cup of coffee I've had; all three of them.
True ...... Your opinion isn't gonna be popular any time soon ;) . It's not (just) about caffeine. The problem seems to me you never had a decent cup coffee in your life.
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At that point you could just take some amphetamines if you don't want to drink coffee.
I do and it's why I can't drink coffee 😭
(They're prescribed dw)
Indeed unpopular, well done!
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