It's my wife so I guess it depends on how much of her
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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I'm also in the bathroom, but the TP is on my right and to the left is the shower. No objects that aren't attached to the building. So, that'll be hard.
You can do it, I believe in you.
Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go
I am currently regretting my choice to sit in the garden. About 20 concrete blocks.
I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬
I have to shove a whole fucking table up there? 😫
Okay but it doesn’t specify entirely up your ass, just up your ass. So a Bo staff wouldn’t be that bad, it’s smooth at least.
Right? I had a fresh mug of coffee to the left of me when I read it, feels like the scalding alone would make that worse than a bo staff without even getting into the damage a shattering mug could do.
Cup.
Uhhhh
a wall
Sharpie.
slightly concerned it doesn't have a flare but this isn't gonna go too wrong I don't think.
entire crate of water bottles.
Its just a big ol stuffy, I'll be fine after the surgery.
Nice, just a coke spoon
Either my 10in tablet, or my huge ~~ashtray~~ bowl
Its either a large flat screen or CRT that weighs like 70 pounds, I am going to die.
Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?
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The first time I saw this post: sunglasses
The second time: 375mL can of beer.
The third time: my cat.
A mirror. Or... Myself?
My bathroom sink... at least my bowels will be empty before it ends up inside me.
haha nvidia shield toblerone remote
Large banana stuffie. Could be worse.
It's like a 6ft x 2ft painting (2m x 0.7m roughly) on the wall. Going to be a rough night.
So do I choose the bath or one of the shampoo bottles? 🤔
I'd go with the shampoo bottles
Whew, just a coffee mug.