May I add this classic?

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May I add this classic?

What the actual fuck
Look at the scale one the left.
(It’s upside down)
I know :)
my reply was in disbelief.
I didn’t.
I thought at first the point was that murders had gone down because they were suddenly technically legal. The inverted scale thing is worse
there's actually no fucking way
I almost missed the scale on the left. Almost.
Marlboro
"Never trust a statistic you didn't take yourself."
Should be 'fake' not 'take', right?
History Trivia: No one outside Germany knows that "Churchill-quote" because it was made up by Nazi propaganda.
After a quick search I found lots of pages that attributed it to Churchill or Goebbels but apparently there is actually no record of one of them saying it.
Yep, that was a typo. Whoops
If you torture the data long enough, hey look at how low I got my p-value.
Cull the outliers..... Not low enough
Transform the data.... Not low enough
Normalise the data... Not low enough
Alter the model by adding random effects... Not low enough.
The major factors showed a trend towards significance.... therefore our hypothesis was met.
Hello PhD
Funny how beating a defenseless creature to death with a hammer was just seen as another everyday activity for your typical Saint.
phacking p-hacking