This is my feed right now

That's for washing hair. I've seen these before.

To fit my massive shlong

Taco forming mold.

We all know pee goes on the floor. But the poops must go in the toilet. This makes the separation much easier.

Finger skateboarding ramp to do sick Ollie's off of

This is a toilet for alcoholics, the indent is there to make it more comfortable while you're vomiting

Shampoo headrest at the hairdresser

That indentation holds your baguette for easy slicing.

My dick (it is large) /s

So the snakes that come up from the sewer can escape when the lid is closed.

Obviously it's an accessibility entrance for snakes to get into the sewer system

Download folder for nature's 3d prints.

it's the emergency water dish for the dog. looks a little low, better fill it up a bit.

Emergency overflow underwear filler

It’s so the sub can have a cozy place the rest their neck while you… well… you know…

Custom bidet for washing the taint paint off.

One legged man.

Let's you turn sideways for a little dip in the pool when you're done

Built in ballroom.

Kickflip

its to put a little bowl in so you can get the samples for the doctor easier.

Wtf is up with the reverse Dutchman

Blumpkins

Steve Jobs' foot spa. Oh wait sorry you wanted wrong answers.

The indentation is for sitting comfortably with a prolapsed uterus.

So you can rest your neck while washing your hair.

Half-pipe for mice

Serial bowl

Aquatic guillotine.

It's a butphor. Glad you remembered to bring it.

Fermenting wine

Soup bowl.

making wine

Bread soaker