follica

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That only works when there's no scarcity. Then its up to communists/capitalists/anarchists/dictators how to slice the cake

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Her shadow moves faster than light

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But if you violate the fire code, prepare to meet the space police

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When you're happy and you know it,

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Uptown girl, i bet she's never had a downtown man

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Let it be known to my birthgiver that Mine stomach doth consist of emptiness

/iambic pentameter

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If she's unrepentant, she'd get Windows Me

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Grown ups need this too. Like uh, my friend.

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They ought to defend the Panama Canal with the Panama Papers

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The best kind of correct

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