"come on take this fish and give back the king's penis"
"NO"
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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That cat looks part weasel.
I'm glad cats don't do that anymore.
Anymore? This is a pic of me last week! I've gotta quit leaving my packer out.
OMG that reminds me of the Tumblr post about a kid noticing the packer became loose and said it was because he didn't eat his greens
For now. Their day will come again
the hysterical part is the guy (presumably with the lost member) trying to lure the cat with a fish. Trade?
Considering the subject, time period (1555) and origin (Germany, as indicated by language), it is presumably Protestant propaganda.
I did not expect that
Nah, it's obviously pussy eats dick. People have always been naughty.
that pun doesn't work in german. it's about good friday where catholics are only allowed to eat fish (look at the left)
"Muschi" works for both in German, although it probably a bit antiquated by now. The question is though, if that was also the case back then.
Yes my grandpa was calling my grandma muschi all the time in the sense of kitty. Was too funny.
Casual blunder. You gotta watch out for the penis stealing cats.
Primus - Detachable Penis (no virus).mp3.exe - 0:01 min
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. It happens all the time. It's detachable
Penis > fish.
I agree, but I might be biased.
i should call her
Shit, I specifically came into these comments to post this specific video. You are definitely one of the good ones 🤣
New tattoo design just dropped