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[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 110 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Looks like the Brits were trying to follow a recipe for poutine, but transcribed it as "peas" instead of "cheese".

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

I thought he bought a box of vomit for 4 bucks. What you said seems to make a lot more sense.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People in here loving poutine, but you swap cheese chunks in your gravy for a vegetable and it's suddenly disgusting? The North American palate is weird.

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 79 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Does all British food look like literal diarrhea or only the British food that gets photographed?

[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago

The cameras lie to you. It looks way less disgusting when you are about to eat it!

~~but yes, it does~~

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it just not feeling cute right now 🥹

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[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 17 points 1 year ago

It turns like that right before being photographed

[–] possiblyaperson@sh.itjust.works 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can't lie that looks genuinely amazing. Yes I am British, how can you tell?

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As an American, I'd try it. I just don't understand it.

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's pork, chips, gravy and peas. Had it had less gravy, it'd look less messy.

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd say that's a reasonable price for dog food.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a Spaniard I was going to comment that it is kind of overpriced dog food.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Here in the Netherlands I spend 80 euros on 10kg of cat food (kibble).

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 11 points 1 year ago

Why do you hate dogs?

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I like that we all knew exactly the country

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

Luv me mushy peas, simple as

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The £ is a bit of a giveaway.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think the r/casualUK is a bigger giveaway

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[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Is this what yall think poutine looks like?!?

Canadadians, shield your eyes!!!

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago (9 children)

British food gets a bad rap but I don't really get it. Fried fish, potatoes, roasted meat, cured meat, meat pies, lots of puddings and sweets, not to mention the Indian food. What's not to like? I'm going to the UK in October and I'm pumped for the food.

[–] swizzlestick@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago (8 children)

If you're bringing cash, bring it in 20s and below. 50s aren't used much at all as they arouse suspicion - many smaller places will flat out not accept them.

Hope you enjoy the trip :)

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[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago

Those peas look like they came from can in a silent film and were colorized for this photo.

[–] lmuel@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure £4 is below minimum wage, especially since you’re exposed to such hazardous materials?

They should be getting way more for taking care of this monstrosity.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago

I'd eat that, especially at that price. Not even British

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

If I were to spend £4 on a meal, I prefer an egg

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That looks fucking disgusting.

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[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Youd have to pay me to eat that shit

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[–] andybytes@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Poor people acting fancy calling garbage food. Yet after a joint at 3am I would fuck with it. Ever try ketchup and peas?

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[–] tauren@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

2 girls 1 british food

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ya got yummy sausage. Ya got gravy. Ya got yummy deep fried starchy goodness to soak up said gravy.

Why the the fuck would someone throw peas into that heavenly mix?!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

Imma be real, peas in gravy are delicious in the same way corn is in mashed potatoes. Adds a sort of poppable texture that just goes well with the flavor

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[–] kwedd@feddit.nl 12 points 1 year ago

I'd eat that, and in only a little drunk.

[–] bravesirthomas@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a Brit... yeah, that looks disgusting.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

I want to make a joke about "shitpost", but my beloved chili is right there with it. I suspect this might be mouthwatering to the intended audience.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Holy shit ... 4 pounds for the worst diarrhea and wet bean farts of your lifetime. What a steal.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I'm always so worried about food with gravy. It can either be delicious, or foul. There's no middle.

They should allow gravy samples like they do ice cream 😤

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Almost makes me wish I could abide mushy peas. If I did I would finally be allowed to return to the North.

[–] synicalx@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Call me a child, but peas are gross. The rest looks fantastic though.

[–] picklejar@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 year ago

You child!

You're welcome.

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

That looks like the supper we had when the dole ran out.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Beans. They make Lemmy work.

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