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[VINTAGE] Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Don't fuck other people's cars. if it weren't for that, i'd have no issue with this guy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

long sigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JbbxzsXFmw

There goes more innocent memories of Saturday morning television.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

she's got a sleek, sensuous tail, almost like a dolphin. 'course in 1991 she crash landed, killing all aboard. she's destroyed. but i was so glad to meet her

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Look at the airbags on that….

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's some orgy. You'd need a decent multi storey car park with them all going round and round that exit spiral thing.

Maybe they were Teslas and you could hope for a particular mild electrical design fault. At least it would be filmed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Strange Love: My Car is My Lover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba9L6n8zj1U

Ed Smith from the article turns up approx 3:11. buffs the beetle bonnet twenty seconds later

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This reminds me of an article I saw where a woman was like this except instead of cars she had a thing for planes and had a model plane

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